MYSTERY SUBURBAN THEATER 3000 "The only suburban household in the world to MST your fanfiction!" http://suburbanmark.tripod.com EPISODE 104 "Cheerleading Competition" (Part 1) Original Cardcaptor Sakura story by: Princess Angel MSTed by: "Suburban Mark" mst_mark@yahoo.com LEGAL STUFF: "Cheerleading Competition" is copyrighted to Princess Angel. It is being MSTed with her permission, which of course I thank her very much for, and hope she enjoys this MSTing, even if it is her story. "Cardcaptor Sakura" is copyrighted by and registered to CLAMP and its distributors. "Mystery Science Theater" and "Mystery Science Theater 3000" are copyrighted by and registered to Best Brains, Inc, and its distributors. "Mystery Suburban Theater" and affiliated characters are copyrighted to Mark Johnson, although they aren't worth stealing anyway. BASEMENT OF CAPTIVITY Leile examined the dresser in her room, trying to decide if she should change into a different outfit. Right then, she was wearing a red jumpsuit. But she had to admit the blue jumpsuit appealed to her, as well. Of course, she was also desiring something other than a jumpsuit, but nothing else was available. "There's no need to keep changing the color of your jumpsuit every day," said Paige, watching her friend stare into the dresser. "No one but us will see you, anyway." "I know, but old habits die hard," replied Leile. "Maybe we could petition our good friend Dr. Kivlington to give us some more fashion options down here." "I doubt it. That old guy likes to have his test subjects in uniform." "But jumpsuits are better suited for those who are in space, not the basement of a house," argued Leile. "Tell him that," said Paige, her tone indicating that would be a futile act. Dr. Kivlington's brain did not function in the same manner of other people's. Leile sighed, because she knew that as well as Paige did. There was a knock on the door to the girls' bedroom. "Hey, girls," said Dio through the shut door, "Dr. Frankenstein and his monster are calling us." The two girls joined Dio and Trey in their living room, where they viewed Dr. Kivlington and his creation, EstelleBot, through a screen. "Ah, kids, good to see you again." "I wish we could say the same," said Trey acidly. "That's not very nice, shnookums," said EstelleBot. "Well, as you've probably guessed, the reason I have called you is because Gregory has a new experiment ready for you," Dr. K announced. "Yeah, no surprise there," muttered Leile. "Gregory is very sick, so he has elected to stay in bed today, but don't worry, I can explain the story he found for you." Dr. Kivlington puffed out his chest. "I am multi-talented." "Right," said Paige, trying not to sound sarcastic. "Before we get into the fun of the experiment," said Dio, "I want to ask you if you could answer a question that's been bothering me." "Well, I suppose it can't hurt," said Dr. K. "Shoot." "Why are we here?" "To be test subjects in my experiments, of course," Dr. K said, as if talking to a small child. "You know that." "No, I mean: Why us? Why did you choose us? You sent us the invitations to the 'party' that was supposed to be here," explained Dio. "Oh, that," said Dr. K, suddenly guarded. "Yeah, that's true. I have wondered that as well," agreed Leile. "I want to know as well." Dr. Kivlington frowned. "You'll just think my reason is weird." "Well, of course we will," said Paige. "That's practically a given. So you might as well tell us." "Totally random," said the Doctor quickly. "Random. Yep, random chance. Roll of the dice, draw of the card, flip of the coin, random." "I don't believe that!" said Trey. "It's true," Dr. K said, but he didn't sound convincing. "So, I guess you won't tell us, then?" said Leile. "No, I won't. I mean, I already have." Dr. Kivlington paused. "Oh, shoot, I blew it. Well, I'm not going to tell you." "Please tell us," said Dio, hoping pleading would get him his way. "No," said Dr. K. "Now, today's story is the first half of a Card Captor Sakura story, 'Cheerleading Competition', by Princess Angel." "Cheerleading?" groaned Trey. "Yes," said Dr. Kivlington, choosing to ignore the groan. "Quit your whining, pussycat," EstelleBot said, reprimanding Trey. "I know why Gregory hates that thing," Trey said. Dr. Kivlington cleared his throat. "Gregory tells me that Sakura and her friends are cheerleaders that find love and evil magical enemies during their run at the city championship in this story. Sounds like fun. Now, get in the theater and view it!" He shoved the fanfic into the slot. The big FANFIC sign lit up, and alarms buzzed. "We've got fanfic sign!" cried Paige. The four teens headed to the theater. [Doors: 6-5-4-3-2-1] Trey: Cheerleading does not excite me. Dio: What about cheerleaders? Trey: Well, now, that's different. >" Hey Sakura you know what!" > >" What Tomoyo?" Dio: What Tomoyo is that talking? >" There's Cheerleading Try-outs in our high school club!" Leile: Wow! Let's not go! >" Yes!!" Sakura screamed as she danced around her room. Trey: ...in her underwear. Leile: Already with that? >She hadn't gone cheerleading since elementary. But the one difference was >that she didn't have to try-out in elementary. Paige: They'll let even the most ungraceful kid in there. >" Tomoyo what kind of song do we sing for Seijou?" Sakura asked as she >stopped dancing around. Trey: I don't know, a cheerleading song? Leile: Seijou, Seijou, home of the Cardcaptors! >" That's kinda hard we already have are dance but with no song we won't >make it." Tomoyo said. Dio: Oh, just say random things about cheering and winning and 'go, team, go' and run with it. >" How about Hey there hello there how do you do. Here are the mariners >speaking to you. Go Mariners!" Leile: Go Ichiro, and Boone, and Cameron! Paige: We're trying out for our high school, not the Seattle baseball team. >Said Sakura as she waved her blue pom poms up in the air. " No too >short." Said Tomoyo. Trey: Well, I think I'm done growing. What now? >" I'll call Chiharu, Nauko and Rika to help us!" said Sakura as she >picked up her cell phone. Dio: Even though they'll be no use whatsoever. >" Hey Chiharu what's up!" said Sakura. " Hey nothing much. But Nauko and >Rika are here." Chiharu answered. Leile: And they are unbelievably boring today. Paige: Nauko? Dio: Naoko's evil twin. Trey: She dresses better, though, I hear. >" Do you what to come over and practice for the Cheerleading try outs for >school." Sakura said. Paige: No. >" Yeah for sure we'll be right over!" Chiharu said as there were screams >in the background. Dio: Try and ignore the screams behind me. Trey: Oh, it's only someone kidnapping Naoko and Rika. No big deal. >"There coming over." Sakura said as she dropped the phone. Paige: ...which broke. >In within 5 minutes Chiharu, Nauko and Rika were at Sakura's bedroom >door. " You guys made it." Laughed Tomoyo. " Yeah a great record." >Giggled Sakura. Leile: I kill me. Dio: They're a bit tipsy tonight, aren't they? >" Yeah we know. 20 minutes off." Said Nauko. " Now weren't we working on >the cheerleading song or were we laughing are heads off?" said Chiharu. Paige: Umm, the second one. Leile: Chiharu is very focused, isn't she? >" Sorry Chiharu let's get to work!" Tomoyo said as she got out her >designing kit. Trey: Dammit, Tomoyo, help us make the song! >" What are you doing with these Tomoyo?" asked Rika as she looked at the >designing kit. " I'll make the cheer leading outfits." Tomoyo said with a >smile. Dio: Crap. >~* 1 hour later*~ Paige: Is she finished already? Leile: She works fast. >" Cute Tomoyo. Cute." Said Chiharu sweat dropping. " It's Cool!" Tomoyo >said jumping up and down. Trey: Whatever you say, Tomoyo. Paige: Did you know you can become really hyper if you take a bunch of these caffeine pills at once? >" Uhh isn't this a little TOO much." Said Sakura. Sakura, Tomoyo, >Chiharu, Rika and Nauko were wearing strapless tank tops that were white >with the school's logo on it and a mini skirt that was black. Dio: Wow. Leile: Down, boy. Paige: Contrary to what Sakura said, I'd say it's not enough. >Tomoyo also made black and white pom poms. " Hey don't worry you guys at >least we get to show a little skin to Syaoron, Eriol and Yamzaki." >Giggled Tomoyo. Trey: They'll apprieciate that. Dio: Unless the girls have been eating a bit too much lately. Leile: I never knew Tomoyo was such a flirt. >Sakura and Chiharu blushed madly. Syaoron and Yamzaki hadn't been paying >attention to them much and they always tried to get their attention. Dio: They juggled, honked horns, banged drums, but still nothing doing from the boys. >"Now what is the song going to be?" Nauko said changing the subject. " >Yeah we have to finish it in within a week." Said Rika. Paige: Well, unless this is going to be a piece of classical Opera, I'd say they have plenty of time. >" Hey how 'bout: We've got style, we've got power no one can beat us. Cuz >were Seijou !" Chiharu said. Trey: How about no. >" Nah too short." Tomoyo said. Leile: That's her reason against everything. Dio: Funny, she didn't feel that way about the mini-skirts. >" Maybe we can use all the short songs we make in each cheer." Said >Sakura. " That's a great idea Sakura!" piped Rika. Paige: Better than rejecting it simply because it is too short, like that grouch Tomoyo. >" But first we'll make a long one for the intro." Said Nauko picking up >her pom poms. Trey: Go ahead, since you came up with the bright idea. >~* Day1 *~ > >" We're the Seijou cheerleaders. We're totally cool! Our team is the >best. Cuz nothing rules more! If you try to score-" Chiharu was cutted >off by Tomoyo because she said it didn't make sense. Paige: Also it was terrible. Dio: For once, Tomoyo has a good reason. >" When will this be over?" whined Sakura as she fell down on her bed. Leile: It's only been one day! Dio: Patience, young one. Trey: Imagine what she's going to be like by Day 7. Paige: I'm just going to slit my wrists now. >~*Day 2*~ > >" We rock the most we've got the power, we've got style-" again Tomoyo >cut off Chiharu. Dio: Tomoyo doesn't practice defensive driving strategies. >" Then you do it Tomoyo! I'll direct!" squealed Chiharu a she pushed >Tomoyo off the chair. Leile: Well, that was a bit mean. Paige: At least Tomoyo can't complain when she doesn't like what someone's come up with. >~*Day 3*~ > >" Seijou Rocks can't you see. We've got the best team you've ever seen. >They'll score as many goals. Cuz Seijou Rules! GO SEIJOU!!!!! Tomoyo >screamed. Leile: Too short. Revenge is mine! Dio: As many goals as what? >" That's good now lets get to the dance." Chiharu said. Paige: I can make some more skimpy clothing if you like. >~*Day 4*~ > Arms out, move to side-to-side, The Can can, Trey: The Can-Can? Dio: Can, can, can you do the Can-Can, can you do the Can-can? Paige: The Seijou High School cheerleading competition will be sponsered by a burlesque house. >make the pyramid, Leile: Using slave labor if necessary. >top people jump off and stand in poses and Sakura does 3 flips, a >cartwheel and splits. " That was good! Now we'll totally make it to the >Try- outs!" piped Chiharu. Trey: Like, totally. >The 3 days past and Monday came, the Try-outs. " All cheer leading >competitors please report to the gym." Said The PA. Dio: This is Sakura Kinomoto, reporting live from the Seijou Gym, where I will be wearing as little as possible while jumping up and down. Trey: If they were smart, they'd charge admission for guys. >" Well I've gotta go." Said Sakura. " Good-luck Sakura." Said Syaoron " >And I hope they don't judge you from the clothing." Sakura and the rest >of the girls were wearing knee length socks and a jacket. Paige: Umm, yeah, I hope not. Leile: What happened to the other outfits? Trey: They must have ditched them in favor of the Dork look. >" Don't worry they won't!" Yelled Sakura as she ran to the gym. " You got >here just in time." Tomoyo said as she entered the gym. " Sorry I had >Algebra and that's really far from the Gym." Sakura said. Dio: Hey, I said you were just in time, not late. Don't apologize. Trey: There are more important things in life than algebra, I hope you realize. >" Well get ready we've got 5 minutes until it's our turn." Chiharu said >taking off her socks and jacket. Paige: Chiharu performing her usual pre-routine strip? Dio: Hee hee. Leile: Idiot. Trey: It's so much more fun barefoot. >~*6 minutes later*~ Dio: They were one minute late and disqualified. The end. >The girls sang their song while they did their dance. "Seijou Rocks can't >you see. We've got the best team you've ever seen. They'll score as many >goals. Cuz Seijou Rules. GO SEIJOU!!!!" Sakura did her final move. Trey: It was the Lion Heart. Leile: You're confusing Sakura with Squall Leonhart. >The people were amazed. Paige: ...that cheerleaders could be so bad. >" Do you have another song?" said a snobby girl. " Yeah tons." Said >Sakura. Dio: Then why didn't you pick a good one? >" Then ladies you're our new cheerleaders." Said the cheerleading coach. >" And keep the costumes." Leile: They may be the only thing that keeps the crowd interested. The guys, anyway. >" YES!" said the girls as they did cartwheels in the air. Trey: I guess they really are impressive. Paige: This must the work of the "Float" card. >" All right ladies Sakura will be your cheerleading captain. That means >she has too make at least 2 good songs or she's fired." Said the coach. Dio: Talk about a tough job. Paige: Yeah, that does seem a bit harsh. Leile: Guess it's a good thing Chiharu isn't in charge. She can't seem to come up with one good song. >" I'll do my best!" Sakura said with a smile. Trey: It won't be enough, though. >" Now since you guys said you had lot's more songs let's hear them!" >yelled the coach a she stepped back. Leile: Err, we were lying about that... Paige: Who is the coach here? Mike Ditka? >" Hey there hello there how do you do! Here the Seijou cheerleaders >speaking to you! I'm Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Nauko and Rika. GO >SEIJOU!!!" they shouted in the gym. Dio: Shut up! >Then there was clapping near the gym door. The girls turned to see who it >was. Leile: Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku? >They saw Syaoron, Eriol, Yamzaki and two other guys. " That was a good >job." Said the one of the guys who had blonde hair and blue eyes. " By >the way I'm Allan Swartz." Paige: His name makes him sound smarmy. >He said as he shook Nauko's hand. " H-hi." Said Nauko blushing. Dio: Oh, great, she stutters. >' At least Nauko has a true love.' Thought Sakura as she sat down >comfortably. Trey: ...on Syaoran's lap. Paige: Naoko and Allan didn't waste any time becoming each other's true love, did they? Leile: Things move quickly in high school relationships. >Then the other guy who had black hair and black eyes went up and shook >Rika's hand. " And I'm Jake Wintermyron." Dio: And I'll be your true love for the day. Paige: Hey, Rika, can we trade true loves? Mine sucks. Trey: Umm, black eyes? Dio: He's infected with the alien virus from "The X-Files". >He said. Rika also blushed " Hello." She sputtered. Leile: Rika needs a tune-up. Trey: And maybe a muffler. >' Man I should have brought my video camera today.' Thought Tomoyo. " All >right already we've got a cheerleading group here so please watch at the >sides." Said the coach as she led the boys at the sides. Paige: Don't want to let these boys get in the way of the all important cheer. >' Sakura looks so hot.' Thought Syaoron as he watched Sakura. Dio: And Syaoran is the first to give in to his hormones. Leile: The line has Yamazaki next. >" Go team go! Fight team fight! Tomoeda Seijou are out of sight! We fight >real hard! Like no one can beat us. Go Seijou!" Sakura did a different >move. She did 2 back flips a flip and the splits. Paige: Somehow I imagined Japanese cheerleaders would be more subdued, but what do I know? >The boys clapped real hard. Dio: Our hands hurt now. >" Girls that was superb. Now make up another one and you'll be cheering >for the soccer team. The boys looked at the coach. They were all in the >soccer team. Leile: That coach says some wacky things. Trey: Well, of course they were all on the soccer team! A cheerleader won't go out with someone who isn't a jock. Dio: Sounds like someone is carrying some resentment. >" Uh coach did you say soccer team?" asked Allan. " Indeed I did Allan." >Said the coach. Paige: Got a hearing problem, son? >The girls giggled awhile then they started their cheer. " Can't you see >Seijou rules. Cuz they're the best team you ever saw! Go Seijou Go!!!!" Dio: These cheers are doing me in slowly. >" Girls you are in the cheerleading competition!" squealed the coach. Leile: Squealed? Paige: I guess the coach isn't Mike Ditka. >" But coach we just started." Said Rika. " Forget it Rika dear. You're to >good. Better than the most popular group." Said the coach. Dio: You have to be good to beat the popular group. Popularity counts for everything in the world. Leile: At least until you get out of high school, and suddenly Mr. Popularity is no longer so. >" Hello Tomoeda coach." Said 5 voices. Paige: The Care Bears? Trey: Papa Smurf, Daisy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Jokey Smurf and Brainy Smurf? Leile: Ayeka, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Kiyone and Washu? Dio: The Simpsons? >" Huh?" said Sakura as she and the rest looked to see who said that. They >saw 5 girls who all had blonde curly hair and blue eyes. Trey: Oh. An 'Attack of the Clones'. >" Hi I'm Lana the cheerleading captain of the Sea view Magicians," Said >one of the girls as she shook Sakura's hand. Leile: How ironic! I'm a magician, too! >" And this is Ana, Tammy, Annie and Amelia." She said pointing to the >girls. Dio: Let's play "What Doesn't Belong". Paige: Okay! Dio: So, in that list of names, what doesn't belong? Paige: Hmm, oh, I know! Tammy! Dio: Yes, because her name doesn't start with an 'A' like the others' names do! Paige: That was fun. Leile: Are you guys done? >" Hello." They all waved. " You know you won't win in the cheerleading >competition." Said Ana. Trey: We won't? Well, that's rather discouraging. Let's go home. >" What was that!" the coach yelled. Leile: I said you won't win the cheerleading competition! Listen next time! Dio: The coach is showing the same kind of maturity normally found in toddlers. >" You heard her this team won't win." Said Tammy. " Do I hear a sense of >jealousy?" said Eriol. Staring at them. Paige: Because if I do... Dio: I could kill you with one snap of my fingers. Leile: Eriol had been strangely quiet until then. >" Forget it. But I warn you. You guys suck." Said Amelia as she and the >rest of the girls walked away. Trey: Thanks for the warning. We would have been in trouble without it. >" Boy they were sure snobby." Said Nauko. " Girls that was the popular >group I was talking about." Said the coach. " WHAT!?" everyone said. " >It's true." Said the coach as she sat down. Leile: The coach sat on the couch. Paige: Because only popular kids can afford to act like unbelievable jerks. >" So does snobby girls were the popular group and we have to go against >them?" said Nauko. Dio: In a 'Dragonball'-type tournament. Paige: Kamehameha! >" Hai. You have to go against them. They will challenge anyone even a >team that they think sucks." The coach said sadly. Trey: They'll challenge a team they think sucks? Leile: Going for the tough victories, I see. >" I can help." Said a voice. All: Powdered Toast Man! >" Meiling!" said Sakura as she saw who said the voice. " Hai. It's me." >Said Meiling. " How can you help?" said the coach. Dio: You look completely useless to me. >" I'm a friend of Jake's brother. I can get him to show off with Lana so >he can mess them up." Said Meiling. Trey: He's going to flirt with her to distract her? Leile: She'll be so busy rejecting him that she won't be able to do her routine. >" WHAT! My kid brother! Why me!" shouted Jake as he put his hand on his >forehead. Paige: Even better, this is a YOUNGER brother. Leile: Lana will be all over him, oh, yeah. Dio: The sarcasm reading is through the roof! >" Hey man. It's okay." Said Allan putting his hand on his shoulder. Trey: Hey, I'm Naoko's true love! Not yours! Leave me alone! >" What's your brothers name?" asked Rika. " Jason." Said Jake. ' Jason >and Meiling Wintermyron. Hmm not a bad.' Thought Meiling. Dio: Uh, oh. Paige: I feel sorry for Jason. Leile: He's already been chosen to be Meiling's husband. He's doomed. Trey: Meanwhile, in related news, Syaoran breathed a heavy sigh of relief. >" Girls practice is over see you all next week." Said the coach a she >stood up. " Uhh coach?" said Sakura. " Yes?" said the coach as she looked >at her. " What's your name?" Sakura asked. Paige: Just call me...The Coach. >" My name. My name is Kaho Mizuki"(spelling? ) She said as she walked >away. " She came back." Nauko said silently. Dio: And no one heard her. Leile: And you people didn't even remember me. I'm very insulted and I think I'll have a good cry at home. >' Why Mizuki? Why have you come back?' thought Syaoron and Eriol. ' All >the cards are captured. Have you come back because there is new evil >magic?' Dio: No, I came for the buffet! >" Come on guys!" shouted Tomoyo. " Hurry up!" " Coming!" they shouted >back as they tried to catch up with them. Paige: Stop lagging behind! Slowpokes! >~Next day~ > >" SAKURA! WAKE UP!!!!!!" Shouted her Otou-san. Leile: Her what? Paige: Her father. Dio: Fangirl Japanese... >" HOEE!" she said as she dressed as fast as she could. As always she was >late again. Trey: Whoa, let me get out of here before you start undressing! >" Bye Otou-san! Bye Touya!" she said as she put on her roller blades and >skated down the road. Paige: Tragically, she didn't see the oncoming car that hit her. The End. >While skating down the road Sakura was doing A LOT of thinking. ' I gotta >remember that cheer. Maybe Syaoron can remind me. Sakura stop thinking of >boys in a time like this.' Dio: Maybe Syaoran can't remind her, then. >Just then Sakura crashed into Syaoron. Leile: Good luck with the not thinking about boys thing now. Paige: Watch where you're going! Geez, my girlfriend's an oaf. >" OH! Gomen!" Sakura said as she helped Syaoron up. " Heh. It's okay >Sakura." He said as he got up. Trey: She's much better than bad Sakura, but not quite as good as great Sakura. >" Your late too huh?" Sakura teased. " Just shut up!" said Syaoron. Leile: That wasn't nice, Syaoran. Dio: That's it, we don't do anything in bed for a week! Leile: Dio! >" We have to get to class anyway." Sakura and Syaoron ran to their >history classroom. Paige: It would have been a lot easier for Sakura to continue to blade, but she decided not to. >They made it just in time. " Class," said Mr. Terada " We have three new >transfer students today. Trey: Three guesses as to who they are. Leile: Hmm, the three new characters introduced to us already? >Allan Swartz, Jake and Jason Wintermyron. Come in you three." Leile: I was right. >Allan, Jake and Jason came in the classroom. Jason had brownish blondish >hair and black eyes. Paige: Black eyes again? Trey: He IS Jake's brother. They must share the black eye trait. Dio: Well, other than the fact that he is soulless, he is very nice. >" Allan please take your seat behind Nauko. Jake take your seat behind >Rika. Jason take your seat behind Meiling." Said Mr.Terada. Leile: Please, sit with your true loves of one day for now. >" Okay" they all said as they took their seats. Then the whole class had >to sit and study trough history class. Paige: A whole class dedicated to the history of troughs? Trey: That must have been exciting. >~An 1 and 30 minutes after~ Dio: So, 31 minutes later? >"Finally," said a very bored Chiharu " I thought he'd never stop >talking." Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Nauko and Rika all laughed. Dio: That Chiharu has a career in stand-up. Paige: Take my Yamazaki, please! >The boys just sweat dropped. " Did you know that one history class >teacher never stopped talking about history?" Yamzaki started off. Like >always Sakura and Syaoron believed every word he said. Leile: Because they're gullible morons. >" Yeah yeah Yamzaki. You're so lame." Chiharu dragged Yamzaki out of the >picture and went to their next class. Paige: The Yamazaki act is really wearing thin on Chiharu. Trey: Out of the picture? Dio: Yamazaki! Get out of the Mona Lisa! >" Well me and Eriol have Math so see you guys in Chemistry!" Tomoyo and >Eriol ran to their classroom. " Well guys," said Allan " I have to go to >Criminology so I guess I better get going!" Leile: Allan is going to be a dectecive one day. >he waved good-bye and walked away. " Hey!" shouted Nauko " I'm in your >class too wait!!" Nauko ran after him. Paige: No. Trey: How nice that each couple, newly formed or not, is going to their classes together. Dio: It's almost like it was planned that way... >" Meiling, Jason, Rika and I all go to business. So like Tomoyo said see >you in Chemistry!" Jake said. Leile: I'm glad to have Jake so he can keep track of my schedule for me. >Meiling, Jason, Rika and Jake ran off. " So..." started Sakura. " Yeah I >guess were stuck together." Syaoron said as fast as he could. Paige: He doesn't sound so happy about that, either. Trey: Great, another class with Sakura. Kill me. >" What? We're in the same class?" Sakura squealed. Dio: She must have been around the coach too long. >" Yup" he said happily. " Oh then let's get going! What do we have?" >Sakura said with excitement. " Swimming" Leile: Oh, well, now I'm not so excited. >'Now I can wear my new swim suit!' Sakura screamed in her head. Paige: Which exploded from the scream. Trey: Tomoyo made my new swimsuit. Dio: Quick, change into it now! Leile: Guys... >" Well, let's not waste time let's go!" Sakura pulled Syaoron and dragged >him to swimming class. Leile: Ow, this concrete is not condusive to dragging, you know. >~Swimming Class~ > >"Class in this class you will be tested by speed." Said Ms. Mizuki. Dio: She's back! Paige: And this time she's teaching swimming! Leile: However, Mr. Speed has volunteered to run the testing. >Sakura was paying attention but she felt some sudden urge to look at >Syaoron. She couldn't help it so she looked at Syaoron. Trey: Yeah, well, I bet she only looks half as much at him as he does her. >'Wow I never knew Syaoron worked out.' Thought Sakura as she put her >attention back to Ms. Mizuki. Paige: I thought he was flabby and weak, but boy, was I wrong. Dio: You expect this kind of behavior out of Syaoran, but not Sakura. >" Now class the boys and the girls will not be separated to day because >there was some accident during the summer. Dio: Umm, okay. Leile: An accident that forces the girls and guys to swim together? >So please line up in two lines and we'll get started." Everybody went >into two lines and begun their class. Dio: Syaoran, of course, making sure to line up right in back of Sakura. Leile: Dio... >~After School~ > >"It was so fun today!" said Meiling as she started to spin around. Paige: Ohh, I'm dizzy... >" Yeah it was." Said Jason as he smiled at her. " Well see you guys >tomorrow!" said Chiharu as she dragged Yamzaki home. Dio: You are coming home with me and we are going to MAKE-OUT, whether you want to or not, Yamazaki. Trey: Okay, hey, I want to! You don't need to drag me! >Everybody said their good-byes and went home thinking ' I think my luck >has just gone better.' Paige: They should all test that out by buying lottery tickets. >"NO WAY!" cried Sakura " I'm not wearing that!" Dio: Come on, I got it from Victoria's Secret! Just once? >Tomoyo out did her self with designing the cheerleading outfits for >Sakura, Chiharu, Naoko, Rika, and herself. Trey: She designed some new ones? The old ones not good? >" Tomoyo you out did yourself again didn't you." Said Chiharu. Leile: Hey, you stole that line from me! >"Yes and it was for a good cost!" Tomoyo said, "Ah I should do this all >the time!" Tomoyo got all starry eyed. Everybody sweat dropped. Paige: Thus causing them all to cramp up from loss of water. >The outfit was strapless shirt with nothing on the back belly buttons >showing, a mini skirt with the words Seijou attached to it. Dio: Oh, I see. The problem was that the old costume had too much fabric. Leile: I bet the font on the word 'Seijou' had to be pretty small to fit. >" It's not that bad." Chiharu said. Paige: I mean, I'd wear a string to cover more parts of my body, but still... >" Well we better start getting to practice," exclaimed Naoko " It's >almost 3:00." Rika looked at her watch. " Hai your right. Let's go!" Rika >shouted as she ran out the door. Dio: No, my left. >~At the Gym~ > >"Ah girls your on time." Said Kaho. Trey: She sounds surprised. Leile: I had expected you to be late, but boy, did you prove me wrong. >" So why'd you call us here?" asked Rika. " The competition is today at >5:00." Kaho explained. " WHAT!!!!" everyone shouted in surprise. Paige: I said that the competition is today at 5:00. Dio: Oh no, we all have dental appointments scheduled for today! >" The popular cheerleaders scheduled for today." She said. ' Hmm they >thought we couldn't handle the pressure' thought Sakura. Trey: Or maybe they thought they could score a victory by forfeit if they didn't even bother to tell Sakura. >" Now you girls need to relax so get those CDs and listen to them." Kaho >instructed. " Sakura took one and popped it in the CD player. Paige: Nothing makes you relax like a special Mizuki remix CD. >1 :I wanna make you holler >2 Imagine us together >3 Don't be afraid to play my game: Dio: Strip poker. >"That's pretty good." Said Rika. " Yeah..." said Tomoyo. Leile: She doesn't really sound like she agrees. >4 : Boy don't you hesitate >5 I won't keep waiting for you >6 To come and let me take >7 You into my fantasy room: > >" This is so jiggy!" cried Naoko. Paige: Oh, geez... Leile: Gettin' jiggy with it! >8 : You're gonna like it there >And all the things I would do >I'll treat you right all trough the night: >" Doesn't this remind you of something?" asked Sakura. Dio: Yeah, sex. Leile: Hey! Dio: What? It does! >9 : We can do anything >I'll take all the places you wanna be (I'll take you there, I'll take you >there) Trey: No need to repeat yourself. >Loving this fantasy >Everything you want you will find in me >If you play my game: >" Yeah it does..." said Tomoyo. Dio: Although Eriol and I have yet to do it yet. Paige: You're getting to be too much for me now. >10 :I Wanna make you holler >And hear you scream my name (scream my name) >I'll give you rules to follow (oh) >So, you can play my game (play my game) >Imagine us together (together) >Been drivin' you insane (drivin' you insane yeah) >You will give into me (into me) >Don't be afraid just play my game: > >" But what?" said Chiharu. Trey: Or what butt? Leile: It seems almost inappropriate that Kaho would give them this song. Dio: Well, it should definitely fire them up...and their true loves as well. >11 : So whatcha gonna do >Now that I got you in me >You gotta show me boy >Cuz nothing comes for free >Start from the bottom and >Work your way up slowly >Don't be afraid to play my game: > >" Hey maybe...no that can't be right." Said Rika. Trey: I think Rika's almost figured it. Dio: Bear in mind she's only had her true love for a couple of days. So she probably hasn't gotten to this part yet. >12 : We can go all night long >Do the things you thought you would never do >And I won't tell anyone >What we do is just for me and you >So, come and play my game: > >" Hey I got it!" cried Naoko. Leile: Don't even start, Dio. >:I Wanna make you holler (oh ooh) >And hear you scream my name (scream my name yeah yeah) >I'll give you rules to follow >So, you can play my game (you can play my game) >Imagine us together (imagine us) >Been drivin' you insane (drivin' you insane) >You will get into me (into me) >Don't be afraid to play my game: > >" What is it Naoko?" asked Sakura. Paige: Sakura is blissfully ignorant as always. Dio: She needs Syaoran to show her what Naoko means. >:I Wanna make you holler (holler holler) >And hear you scream my name (make you scream my name) >I'll give you rules to follow (follow follow) >So, you can play my game (you can play my game) >Imagine us together (imagine us) >Been drivin' you insane (drivin' you insane) >You will get into me (oh yeah) >13 Don't be afraid to play my game: > >" It's about to make our love ones to scream our name and do whatever we >want!" said Naoko. Dio: Yeah! Leile: Oh, geez... Paige: And this relates to cheerleading or relaxing how, exactly? >14 :I Wanna make you holler >I wanna make you ha ha holler >I wanna make you holler >I wanna make you ha ha holler: > >" Yeah that's right," said Tomoyo. Trey: Come here, Eriol! >" That was a cool song"said >Sakura. Dio: That was the short version? >"But why didn't it hit us before?" asked Rika. " Because you guys are >very busy thinking about the competition then your life." Said Naoko. Paige: I see, she was trying to get them to think about something other than cheerleading. Dio: It sure worked on me. Leile: I think it may have worked TOO well. >"She's right again." Said Tomoyo. "Girls time to go!" said Kaho. " Okay!" >they said as they took what they needed and left. Paige: What they needed as far as clothing went wasn't much. >~Cheerleading Competition Place~ Trey: They should really fire the naming committee that named that place. Dio: And the school shall be called, 'Teaching Children Place'. >"Wow!" said Sakura as she looked at the place. It was so big like five >domes put together. Paige: Or one really big dome. >"Girls," said Kaho " Go over to that counter and get your number and who >your against." She pointed to counter that had blue strips and white >paper all over it. Leile: It's a very disorganized mess. >The girls went to the counter and asked the lady that was there where to >go. Dio: Don't ask me, I just hand out blue and white papers randomly. >" What school?" asked the lady. " Seijou High school." Said Tomoyo. " >Names?" the lady asked again as she was shuffling some paper. Trey: How many teams from Seijou are there? Leile: Kinomoto, party of 5. >" Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Naoko and Rika." Said Sakura. "Ah the new >comers correct?" asked the lady. Paige: As a veteran of these events, I can honestly say you're very underwhelming newcomers. >" Yes." Said Chiharu. Dio: Remember, Chiharu is the focused one. Trey: Cut the chit-chat, lady, and tell us where to go! >"Yes you are in field #11. It's not hard to miss," said lady Paige: Probably because it looks like every other field. Leile: Because whoever designed this place was an idiot. >" Just take a left turn here, straight and then the first right and >there's your field." Dio: Do domes regularly feature corridors? >" Arigatou!" said Sakura. " No problem." Said the lady. Paige: I do expect a tip, though. >The girls left the counter and followed the directions the lady gave >them. "Oh here's field #11." Said Naoko. " How do you know?" asked >Tomoyo. "The sign says so!" giggled Naoko. Leile: That crack-up Tomoyo! Trey: You get the feeling Tomoyo would be doomed if she had to find this on her own? >" I hate it when your right." Mumbled Tomoyo. Dio: Then maybe you shouldn't be so stupid and allow her oppurtunities to make herself right. >"Come on we have to get to our place! There is a sign that says Seijou on >it! Let's go!" said Rika as she ran to the sign. Paige: How do you know? Leile: The sign says so! Paige: Oh, I hate it when you're right. Leile: Maybe you should stick to designing the costumes. >" I wonder who were against?" said Tomoyo as she walked to the sign. "I >guess those snobby cheerleaders." Said Sakura. Dio: Says right here: Seijou High vs. Snobby Cheerleaders Trey: Can't be more clear than that. >"Hell right!" said a voice. " What?" said Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, and >Naoko as they saw whom it was. Dio: Hell right! Didn't I say it loud enough? Leile: That joke is being done to death here. Paige: To whom am I speaking? >It was Lana, Ana, Tammy, Annie, and Amelia. Leile: And here I was expecting the Spice Girls. >"Were not snobby were professionals." Said Ana as she stuck up her nose >in the air. Trey: You can be both, you know. Dio: Yeah, they aren't mutually exclusive. Paige: They're practically professional snobs. >" Well by the way you act hai your snobby." Said Naoko. Trey: Don't try to trick me by inserting random Japanese words into your speech! >Lana was struck on what Naoko said. " Let's go these girls don't know >what their messing with." Said Tammy as she turned around to go to their >place. Leile: Saves me the trouble of putting you in it. Dio: Tammy wins the 'Golden Comeback' Award for the evening. >" Come on!" shouted Rika " Hurry up!" Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, and Naoko >looked at each other. Paige: Yep, they're still there and looking the same. >" Okay!" they said as they ran to their place. They stretched for a while >until a woman came into the centre of the field. Leile: Excuse me, I'm lost! Can you direct me to Field #10? Trey: Sure! Hang a right, go straight, climb through the first ventilation shaft you see, turn left, drop out of the shaft, then go right, right, right, left, right, left, and there you are! Leile: Thanks! Paige: I hate it when you're right. Dio: Oh, I'm overdoing the jokes? >" Hello ladies and gentlemen!" said the woman Leile: Should be ladies and perverts. Trey: Yeah, I came just to see, the, uh, fantastic, um, routines! Yeah, that's it! >" Welcome to the annual Cheerleading Competition. Today in field #11 is >the new school that is competing today is Seijou and The Sea View >Magicians! Paige: Does Seijou not have a mascot? Dio: Seijou and the Sea View Magicians sounds like a band that would play at a jazz club. >Today will have a little change. Instead of cheering there song, a song >from a group will be popped in a cd player. Trey: Not another song! >They will have to dance to it in order to move up to the Quarter Finals. Leile: Oh, really? I thought they'd do kaoroke. >The judges will judge carefully. The soccer teams from the school will >also play their soccer game here. Dio: The soccer team will play a game at the same time the cheerleaders are competing against each other? Trey: A school with a budget crunch so bad they have to combine their events now. Paige: The real problem was the combination football and basketball game they had. Lots of injured basketball players. >That is the time the cheerleaders will cheer their song. Enjoy Everyone!" >A song was popped in the CD player. " Are you ready everyone?" asked >Sakura. " Yup!" they said as they took their positions. Leile: Well, good, because it wouldn't have mattered if you weren't. Dio: Time for a well-deserved break. BASEMENT OF CAPTIVITY "You know, this story reminds me of my time as a cheerleader," said Paige as the four relaxed in the living room. "Paige, you were a cheerleader in high school?" Dio asked, somewhat incredulous. "Oh, yes, it was my sophomore year," said Paige. "Not that I was any good." "How hard could it be?" "It's more difficult than you apparantly think. I had to be picked up by the male cheerleaders - who only wanted to look up my skirt." "Well, hard for me to blame them," Dio said. Paige gave him a hard smack on his head. "Plus there's the dancing, and chanting, and the hardest part of all." "What's that?" asked Leile. "Smiling and looking like you're enjoying yourself while you know that most guys looking at you are only doing so because you are dancing in a tiny little skirt," said Paige. "Guilty as charged," said Dio, which earned him another hit across his head. "Stop that!" "You deserve it," Leile told him. "Anyway, I quit it after that one year. Cheerleading wasn't for me," explained Paige. "Didn't any good come out of it for you?" asked Trey. "Well, I did get to go out with Tommy Murdock for a couple months." "Tommy Murdock? The star running back for the football team?" said Leile, somewhat in awe. Paige nodded. "Although, at the time, he was still a sophomore and was the star running back for the junior varsity team. But, it was still good for me. He was a nice guy, too. Which is more than I can say for some people," she added, with a meaningful glance over to Dio. "Hey, I think Tommy was the one who made you eat your lunch money in the seventh grade, Trey!" said Dio. "Wasn't he?" "Yeah," mumbled Trey. "Small world, huh? Now you're stuck here with a former girlfriend of his." "That wasn't nice," said Paige, clearly rethinking her assessment of Tommy. "Well, it was in seventh grade. Kids don't act maturely at that age," Leile said, defending Tommy, who was someone she had had a secret crush on while she was still in high school. Paige shot another glance at Dio, and said, "Sometimes they don't act maturely at our age." "Hey," said Dio. "I could be mature if I wanted to, but I choose not to." "Right," said Leile, rolling her eyes. The FANFIC sign blared again. "Back to the office," said Trey, leading the four back into the theater. --------------------------------------- Leile: Where were we? Dio: The competition between Sakura's team and the snob's team was about to begin. Paige: This might be the most excitement we see in a long time. >15 : Don't Stop Moving to the funky funky beat >16 Don't Stop Moving to the funky funky beat >Yeah come on >Don't Stop Moving to the funky funky beat >Oh >Don't stop moving to the S Club beat: Trey: Ye Gods, S Club 7. >Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Naoko, and Rika all did flips and somersault. Leile: Sorry, one somersault is all I have in me after all those flips. >: DJ got the party started, there's no end in sight >Everybody's moving to the rhythm that's inside >It's a crazy world, but tonight's the right situation >Don't be left behind: >Lana, Ana, Tammy, Annie, and Amelia did cartwheels and spins. Dio: They were introducing Cirque du Soleil. >:I Can feel the music going trough me everywhere >Ain't no destination baby we don't even care >There's a place to be if you need the right education >Let it take you there: >Sakura did a cartwheel flip. Paige: That would be impressive. Dio: I can't even imagine it. >:It's gone with the magic baby, but I can see it there in your eyes (I >can see it there in your eyes) >There's no time for waiting >Right there on the dance floor is where you've got to let it go: >Lana did a somersault cartwheel. Paige: Again, impressive, if it were to actually be done. >17 : Don't Stop Moving >18 Can you feel the music >DJ's got us going around, round >Don't Stop Grooving >Find your on way to it >Listen to the music >Taking you to places that you've never been before baby now: >Tomoyo did a backwards flip. Trey: Tomoyo! You did it backwards! Do it right next time! >19 : Living up the times and the moment feelings in the air >Don't know where were going, baby we don't even care >Ain't no mystery just use your imagination >Let it take you there: >Ana did a forwards flip. Dio: During the rest of the song, are the others just kind of standing there for a while? Paige: I don't know. >:It's gone with the magic baby, but I can see it there in your eyes (I >can see it there in your eyes) >There's no time for waiting >Right there on the dance floor is where you've got to let it go: >Chiharu did a backwards flip in the air. Leile: The magic of invisible wires. Trey: Chiharu probably looks like Peter Pan up there. >: Forget about your fears tonight listen to your heart and just touch the >sky >No need to reason why: >Tammy did a forwards flip in the air. Dio: If she can do the air flip trick, so can I! >: Just listen to sound >Let it make you come alive: >Naoko stood on her hands and pushed herself upwards and did a triple >backwards flip. Trey: And that's the last time we heard from her. >20 : Don't Stop Moving >Can you feel the music >DJ's got us going around, round >Don't Stop Grooving >Find your on way to it >Listen to the music >Taking you to places that you've never been before baby now >21 Yeah Yeah Yeah: >Annie stood on her hands and pushed herself upwards and did a triple >forwards flip. Leile: The other team is very unimaginative. Paige: Okay, girls, watch what they do and copy it, throwing in a tiny variation to make it look original. >: Don't stop Grooving >Can you feel the music >DJ's got us going around, round (Don't Stop Moving) >Don't stop moving >Find your own way to it >Listen to the music >Taking you to places that you've never been before baby now: >Rika and Amelia did splits in the air. Dio: This is ridiculously long. >: Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat >Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat >Don't stop moving to the funky funky beat >Don't stop moving to the S Club beat: >Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Naoko, Rika, Lana, Ana, Tammy, Annie, and Amelia >did their final poses. Trey: It's finally over. Paige: Poses? Are they going on the newest "High School Cheerleaders" calendar? >"YEAH!" screamed the crowd. Dio: It's over! >They liked the both teams very much and couldn't decide which to cheer >for. Leile: Or, for that matter, which to boo. Paige: They could just cheer them both...or is that too hard? >" All right everyone." Said a judge. "The winner is..." Dio: Me, because I said so. Ha ha. >" The winner is..." the judge opened an envelope Trey: You'll have to forgive me. I sometimes repeat myself in my old age. Leile: The winner is...crap...the winner is...dammit, will someone get me a letter opener? >" Both teams?!" The crowd gasp. Paige: The judge speak. Trey: The cheerleader cheer. >" What's going on here?" asked Sakura as she heard what the judge said. Dio: The fix is on! Trey: You expect this kind of crap from figure skating judges, but not here. >"No one can tie with us! Were the best!" said Lana. Paige: Correction: Someone can tie with you. >" Well I guess these two teams will compete in the finals. Arigatou >minna-san for coming here. Good-Bye!" the judge walked off the field. Leile: They're going to compete in the finals? I guess they won't tie again there? Dio: The judge's job done, he leaves the field, shrouded in mystery. >"What just happened here?" asked Tomoyo. Paige: Weren't you listening, dingbat? >" We've tied the most best team in history." Said Chiharu. Trey: The Los Angeles Lakers of the eighties. >Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Naoko, and Rika all squealed with happiness. Leile: And the crowd burst in and knocked them all out to stop the squealing. >"The soccer game against Seijou and Sea View will begin in 30 minutes." >Said a voice. Dio: The anonymous announcer. Leile: Meiling? Paige: What? Leile: Meiling was the last voice to sneak up on them. Paige: Oh. >Everybody left to get a snack to get ready for a big game. Trey: Not necessarily the soccer game, though. >The soccer teams got on the field and started practicing. "Well I guess >we better rest." Said Sakura as she sat down on a bench. Dio: We may be needed if someone actually scores a goal. >"If I didn't know better I think Sakura's just trying to find Syaoran." >Said Tomoyo. Paige: Tomoyo is too smart for Sakura. Trey: Well, unless Syaoran is on the bench, Sakura's not doing a good job of finding him. Leile: Seriously! We need to rest! >Tomoyo, Chiharu, Naoko, and Rika laughed as they took their seat on the >bench. Dio: Tomoyo is such a cut-up. >"Hey Sakura! Tomoyo! Chiharu! Naoko! Rika!" said a voice. Sakura looked >for who it was. " Hey Meiling!" Sakura shouted. Leile: Meiling is the voice again! Paige: Hey, guys, I'm back from my stint as public address system announcer. >Meiling ran to Sakura. " Jason is so ready to make those snobs eat their >own medicine!" she exclaimed. Trey: They'll rue the day they came up with that cure for cancer! >" Yeah but I hope your plan works." Sakura answered. Dio: I'm worried, because all your other plans fail miserably. >" Don't worry it always does!" Meiling said in excitement. Paige: Unless it doesn't... >'I just hope Jason doesn't break out.' She thought. Trey: What, in hives? Leile: Or from prison? Paige: I don't get it... >" I'll be in the stands!" Meiling said as she ran off. " Hey Sakura what >Meiling say?" asked Tomoyo. Leile: She said that Syaoran needs to stop getting his hair cut by beavers. Dio: I didn't hear you, even though I was sitting right next to you while you talked with Meiling. >" Oh just about the plan." Answered Sakura. Trey: What plan? Leile: Shoot, was I not supposed to tell you? >" Okay it'll be perfect!" said Chiharu. " Well let's see if the guys are >on the field." Said Naoko as she looked for Syaoran, Eriol, Yamzaki, >Allan, Jake, and Jason. Paige: I'm good at this. I once finished a "Where's Waldo" book in under five minutes. >" Hey Guys!" shouted Rika. " Rika sure is hyper today." Whispered Tomoyo. Dio: Okay, who gave Rika my caffeine pills? >" Yeah tell me about it." Whispered Chiharu. "Seriously she needs >medicine!" whispered Sakura and Naoko. Leile: Maybe the snobby girls have some she could use, if they aren't too busy being forced to eat it all. >They laughed. Syaoran caught Sakura's eye, nodded to her, and went back >to practice. " Was that a sign?" asked Sakura. Trey: Yes, it was 'Hello' sign. >No one answered. Dio: We don't know. He's your boyfriend. >Then Eriol, Yamzaki, Allan, and Jake came by, nodded to Tomoyo, Chiharu, >Naoko, and Rika, and then a went back to practice. Paige: Nice of them to all acknowledge their girlfriends' existences. Leile: Great, that creep Yamzaki is stalking me again. Where is Yamazaki? >The girls laughed. Trey: Today's "Dilbert" is hilarious! >(OMG! I forgot the cheers! I am going to die! Oh well I will just skip > that) Dio: Fine by me. >" The soccer game will now begin!" said a voice. Leile: Meiling's back! Trey: I thought she went into the stands? Paige: Seriously, where is that voice coming from? Dio: Watch out for snakes! >Sakura and co. stood up and went on the side of the field. Syaoran, >Eriol, and Yamzaki were forwards. Allan, Jake, and Jason were half's. > Trey: They don't have true loves anyway, so who cares about them? >Sakura and co. did their cheers while Lana and co. did their cheers. Leile: Suddenly I feel like I'm reading the Business section of the paper. Dio: Sakura and co. is up 2 points in early market trading. >Jason showed off. Paige: Attention whore. Leile: What does Meiling see in him? Oh, yeah... >Right on front of Lana to distract her and mess up. Paige: Who is this doofus, and why is he sharing the same air as me? >Lana couldn't help but look and Jason and she so totally messed up. Trey: Like, totally. Dio: Oh, I'm such a stud. Oh, love me! >" I hope you never get a boyfriend," muttered Jason then he winked at >Lana and scored at the net. Leile: Well, that comment just ruined the whole thing for me. >' Just looking at her and her so-called friends makes me want to eat >sushi. Ew! Gross!' Jason thought. Paige: Grossness! Trey: Those girls inspire him to eat raw fish? Sirens, they are not. >" Jason don't think about anything but the game." Said Jake. " Okay." >Mumbled Jason. Leile: But Meiling is making me do this! And you know how she gets if you don't obey her. >(AHH! I'm tired of typing! I'll make the game short!) The game ended and >it was tie. Trey: That's okay, don't they have a shootout for this time of thing? Leile: Not today, I guess. >" Two ties in one day..." said Naoko. " That's just weird!" said Chiharu. Paige: Bah, probably just a coincedence. >" Hey Sakura is something bothering you?" whispered Tomoyo. Dio: I think I have a wedgie...help me fix it, Tomoyo. Leile: Eww. >" I know who made the tie possible..." Sakura said. Trey: Let me guess. Jesus put his foot in front of the goal again, blocking the potential winning shot, right? You say that every time! >"Who made the ties possible Sakura?" asked Tomoyo. "Ms.Mizuki." said >Sakura. "WHAT!?" screamed Tomoyo. Paige: Ms. Mizuki! You need your ears cleaned? >"Tomoyo don't scream." Said Chiharu. "Yeah." Said Naoko. Leile: Yeah. Dio: It's bad for your voice box. Trey: Yeah. >"What is the problem?" said Rika. "Ms.Mizuki made the ties possible." >Said Sakura. Paige: She was the only one to bet on the soccer game ending in a tie, so she figures to clean up in the office pool. >"WHAT!?" said Chiharu, Naoko, and Rika. Leile: I need friends who can listen better, sheesh. >"Yeah. We have to find her to make her stop trying to make us win." >Answered Sakura. Dio: Mostly because she's doing a terrible job at it. We haven't won anything! Trey: They must really be bad if they can only manage a tie even when someone is using magic to help them. >"Right Let's find Ms.Mizuki!" said Rika as she ran to the truck. (She is >very hyperactive.... Rika: NO I'M NOT!) Leile: ...okay. Dio: Where the hell did the truck come from? >"Rika!" screamed Tomoyo "We can't drive yet!" Paige: Tomoyo, don't scream. Leile: Yeah. >(Opps I forgot to tell you their age. They're 16 ) "Oh yeah...Let's ask the >boys!" Rika ran to the boys. Dio: Great, Rika's here. >Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, and Naoko watched Rika talk to them for a while >then they came towards the truck. Trey: We're sorry, but, with Rika's convincing, we've all decided to become her gigolos. >" We'll find help you find her." Said Syaoran as he hoped at the front. Leile: I hope, I hope, I hope. >"Yeah!" said Eriol, Yamzaki, Allan, Jake, and Jason. " How did you know >we had magic?" asked Sakura, Syaoran, and Eriol. Dio: "We didn't know," said Rika, Naoko, Yamazaki, Chiharu, Allan, Jake, Jason, Dan, Steve, Patrick, Amy, Jessica, Paul, Kelly, Matt, John, Randall, and Tonya. Paige: Yeah, no one asked, they just came out and told them. >" Rika told us." Said Yamzaki. Leile: Oh. Wait... >"But Rika how did you know?" said Sakura. Trey: Chiharu told me. Dio: But Chiharu, how did you know? Trey: Naoko told me. Dio: But Naoko, how did you know? Trey: I watched 'Card Captor Sakura' a lot, and put two and two together. >" I have magic too." (What? Freaky!) "We know too!" said Chiharu, and >Naoko. Paige: I also told some scientists interested in doing experiments on you. Hope that isn't a problem. >"Great I don't have to hide anymore!" said Sakura. "Where's Meiling?" >asked Jason (HAHAHAHA secret's out secret's out! ). Dio: And apparently, it's been out for a while, because Rika will tell anyone who will listen long enough. >"She's coming right now." Said Tomoyo. "Hey what's happening?" asked >Meiling. Leile: Sorry I'm late. They wouldn't let me leave until I finished announcing the last game. >" Where going to find Ms. Mizuki." Said Chiharu. " Oh she made the ties >possible?" Asked Meiling. Paige: She made that sound like normal Ms. Mizuki behavior. Dio: Again? How quaint. >"Yeah." Said Naoko. There were a few moments of silence until everyone >went inside the car and drove away to find Ms. Mizuki. Trey: I guess they temporarily forgot what they were doing. Leile: Or they were trying to figure out the plot. >~Somewhere in Tomoeda~ Dio: ...evil lurks. >"Oh no they found out!" said Kaho. 'I don't believe this it was probably >Sakura or Syaoran that found out.' She thought. " Oh well my secret's out >I should stop making ties." Leile: They didn't sell well anyway. Dio: Curses! Foiled again! >~The Snobs Club House~ Trey: No. Paige: It comes complete with the endearing sign that has one of the 'S's in 'Snobs' backward. >"We must get those cute boys!" shouted Lana. Paige: Don't shout, Lana. Leile: Yeah. Dio: How many times will you do that? >"But they're already taken by those girls Lana." Said Ana. Trey: Umm, hello, we're snobs, we can do whatever we want, including stealing other girls' boyfriends. >" Then we'll just have to steal them. Leile: The only problem is getting past their security system. >Ana make us showing skin clothes Dio: Make us showing skin clothes, clothes making girl! >( what another Tomoyo? ). Tammy when we meet the boys again drag them >over to our side think of a way how. Paige: Umm, okay... >Annie start thinking of complicated moves. Trey: We've already exhausted all the moves where we float in the air! What's left? >Amelia make sure my sister Jessica doesn't ruin our plan like last time." >Instructed Lana. Leile: Dammit, why am I the babysitter? >The girls started to work it was very busy. "What about you Lana? What >will you do?" asked Ana. Dio: I'm going to sit here and look snobbish. >I'm going to teach that Sakura girl that I will win that Amber Eyed boy." >Sneered Lana. Paige: Amber Eyed Boy! Sidekick to Brown Haired Man! >~Back to uh Seijou group? ~ Leile: Well, they're from Seijou, and they're a group, so I guess it works. >"Hey there she is!" said Eriol. Trey: My secret crush, Hermione! Paige: He's not Harry Potter. >' She figured out what we were going to say.' Thought Sakura. Dio: Ms. Mizuki sure has some talent. Paige: She should consider running a psychic friends hotline. >Sakura was caught up with her thoughts that she was the only one the >truck. "Earth to Sakura." Said a voice. Leile: Sakura to Earth. I'm doing fine. Don't bother me anymore. Trey: That darned voice again. >"What?" said Sakura going back to reality. " Hi Syaoran." "What are you >doing here? Everyone's already out talking to Ms.Mizuki." said Syaoran. Dio: Will you get your lazy butt in gear and focus? Trey: Hurry, they've got her cornered. >" I just blanked out that's all." Answered Sakura. Paige: Phew, nothing serious then. >" Sakura I have something to tell you," said Syaoran. " What is it?" said >Sakura. Dio: These damn hemmorhoids are killing me right now. Trey: Four out of five dentists approve of my toothpaste, while only three of five approve of yours. Paige: I've been cheating on you with Lana for the past three months. Leile: That dress you showed me at the store makes you look fat. I'm sorry, but it does. >"Aishiteru." Dio: Umm, bless you? Leile: No, he said, "I love you". Dio: Sounded more like a sneeze to me. >"Aishiteru." Rang in Sakura's head. She looked down on the floor thinking >on what to say. Paige: Man, he loves me. Who saw that coming? We only said it to each other when we were twelve. >" Sakura?" asked Syaoran. "Yeah?" she said not looking up. Syaoran lifted >her head and kissed her. Dio: This could get good if they keep going. Leile: Dio! Dr. K doesn't give us lemons! Dio: Maybe we should ask. Dr. Kivlington: Absolutely not. You people think of sex enough without me giving it to you in prose form! Dio: Damn. >Sakura wrapped her arms around his neck and Syaoran put his arms around >Sakura's waist. They stopped to catch their breath. Trey: They're very out of shape for a cheerleader and a soccer forward. Paige: Okay, I got my hands around your waist. Let's take a break, I'm beat. >"Aishiteru too Syaoran." Answered Sakura. Leile: Seamless mixing of Japanese and English, of course... >"KAWAII!" shouted someone. "Tomoyo...?" said Sakura. " KAWAII!" Tomoyo >shouted again. Leile: Don't shout, Tomoyo. Paige: Yeah. Dio: Will you stop doing that? >Everyone sweat dropped. " How long where you guys here (you don't wanna >know.... )" asked Sakura as she saw everyone in the truck including >Ms.Mizuki. Trey: Everybody? Is this a truck or a bus? >" Oh longer than you think Sakura." Said Rika. Everyone laughed except >Sakura and Syaoran. Paige: I used my magic to make the others laugh. >" Let's go outside and relax." Said Kaho as she left the truck. Everyone >followed her lead. Trey: They seem quite calm about the whole toying with their competitions thing. Leile: Want to set up a game of ultimate frisbee? I'll make sure it ends in a tie. >"Hey!" they heard a voice say. Paige: So many voices, so little time. >They turned around and saw a girl with brown hair with red streaks with >brown eyes. Dio: Oh, great, a freak. >" Are you in Seijou High school?" the girl asked. "Hai." Said Sakura. Trey: Well, I mean, techincally, we aren't in the school NOW, but we do go to it for classes. >"Oh, great! My name is Jessica Summer ( I don' like saying there last >names first even though I'm supposed to. )." Said the girl. Leile: Oh, well...that means nothing to me. >"My name is Sakura. They are Syaoran, Tomoyo, Eriol, Chiharu, Yamzaki, >Naoko, Allan, Rika, Jake, Meiling, Jason, and Ms.Mizuki. Paige: Yep, Jessica should be able to easily remember all of them. >Hey I've seen you around school." Said Sakura. Dio: We point and laugh at you. >"I already know all of you. Leile: Months of stalking have allowed me to build up quite a dossier on each of you. Trey: It is a little weird that she knows all of them, including the very recent foreign exchange students. >Yes, I go to your school. I am Lana's sister." Said Jessica. Paige: And I am Touya's sister. So? >" Oh Lana. She probably told you?" said Tomoyo. Dio: Um, I need a little bit more information before I can answer. >"Yeah. I don't really like her. She's just so mean. That's why I don't go >to her school." Said Jessica. Leile: Sure. I mean, it's not like the public high school you go to is determined by where you live. You're free to choose anyone you want! >"So why did you come here?" said Chiharu. " I came to give you a >warning," said Jessica. Paige: Cell phones can cause brain cancer. You have been warned. >"What warning?" said Syaoran. Trey: She's getting to that. Dio: Let her speak, Syaoran. >"Lana and her friends are after the boys, and she will get them noticed >anyway. She doesn't know I eaves drop. Leile: Well, I'll be sure to tell her. Paige: Usually, they just talk about how much better they are than other people. This evil thing is actually new and refreshing. >She will do anything to get the boys even if she has to kill the girls." >Said Jessica. Dio: That seems a bit drastic. Trey: Might get the boys' attention. Although for the wrong reasons. Paige: Once I kill their girlfriends, the boys will have no choice but to love me! >Everyone gasp. All: Gasp! >"Demo why?" said Naoko. Dio: I did it for the money. You know that. Leile: I think 'demo' means 'but' in this case. Dio: Oh. >"She hates girl's who are better than her. She possesses them and makes >them believe that they are her best friends. Paige: This is turning into a high-school version of 'The X-Files'. Leile: She was also bitten by a radioactive spider, giving her super possessing powers. >But she can't seem to posses you guys. So she has to kill you." Said >Jessica. Trey: She doesn't HAVE to, she just wants to, because she's, I don't know... Dio: Crazy? Leile: Psychotic? Paige: Deranged? Trey: Pick one. >"So you mean she possessed Ana, Tammy, Annie, and Amelia?" Said Naoko. Leile: Well, no, not them, they're actual snobs as well. >" Yes." Answered Jessica. "Wait a minute you mean she has magic?" said >Eriol. Dio: If Rika can have magic, anyone can, I guess. Trey: Where'd all these magic-users come from, anyway? How come they've chosen now to reveal themselves? Leile: I don't know... >"Hai and so do I but I don't use it for evil." Answered Jessica. Paige: Well, that's a welcome relief. >"We have magic to." Said Sakura, Syaoran, Eriol, and Rika. Leile: But we aren't sure exactly what Rika can do with it. Dio: Sometimes we use our magic for evil, but only rarely. >"But why can't Lana posses the other people?" asked Jessica. Paige: They're scum-sucking magicless losers. The hell? >" Maybe it is because are magic is reflecting hers." said Syaoran. Trey: Come on, Syao-buddy. I'm sure you can come up with something better. >" I see. Well you will need my help so I'll be hanging out with you guys >for a while. Leile: Allow me to just invite myself into your group there. Trey: She tells them they will need her help? That's thinking highly of herself. Dio: Yeah, I don't think they have enough people in their group. >Demo I need a place to sleep." Said Jessica. Trey: What, she expects them to help with that? Paige: There are motels around. Don't try to bum lodging off people you just met! >"You can sleep at mine. My Otou-san and Onii-chan won't be home for a >couple of weeks." Said Sakura. Leile: Why didn't you say that earlier? Party at Sakura's! Trey: I'm sure my father won't mind if I let people I don't know spend the night. >"Why do have to sleep at someone's house?" asked Yamzaki. "My Otou-san >and Okaa-san are out so they asked Lana and me to sleep at a friend's >house." Said Jessica. Dio: When Jessica's parents leave, they want her to stay with friends. When Sakura's father leaves, he just leaves her alone in the house. Paige: So, stay at a friend's house, not mine. >"Well we better get going." Said Jason. "Hai see you tomorrow." Said >Meiling as she walked home. Leile: What about the truck? Couldn't they use it to give everyone a ride home? Dio: I think they're just going to abandon it. Paige: Hmm... >"Bye!" everyone said as they all went separate ways. Dio: Bye! Leile: Bye! Paige: Bye! Trey: Bye! Leile: Hey, it looks like that's it for now. SUBURBAN HOUSE OF EVIL "Gregory?" said Dr. K, entering the guest room, where the assistant was lying in the bed. "Can I ask you a question?" Gregory moaned. "I am not feeling well," he said, truthfully. "I honestly don't know if I can stand to have you ask me a question, especially if you want me to answer it. Oh, and that has to leave," he said, pointing a finger at EstelleBot. "Fine, I know when I'm not wanted," EstelleBot said. It left the room, and Gregory noticably relaxed. "Well," said Dr. Kivlington, going on, as usual, as if Gregory had instantly agreed with him, "the test subjects are demanding to know why I chose them." "And?" asked Gregory. "I'm too embarrassed to tell them," he admitted. "Why? They're just kids, and you might as well tell them. Let them sit and chew on it for a while." "I suppose. But what if they get mad at me, and stop liking me?" Gregory was about to laugh, but stopped himself just in time when he realized the Doctor was being serious. "Umm, they don't like you already." "What?" said Dr. K, genuinely surprised. "Why should they? You've kidnapped them, and you force them to read the fanfics I find in the hopes of making them submissive. They have absolutely no reason to like you." Gregory sighed. "In fact, I don't know why you would even worry about it." "Well, that's depressing." "Think of it as part of the sacrifice of good science, if you must." Dr. K smiled. "That does help. Thank you, Gregory. Next time they ask, I'll be sure to tell them." "That's good," said Gregory. He shut his eyes. "Now, I need to go back to sleep." "Oh, right, thanks again, Gregory," said Dr. K. He left the room and shut the door. Credits roll... >"Tomoyo don't scream." Said Chiharu. "Yeah." Said Naoko.