MYSTERY SUBURBAN THEATER 3000 http://suburbanmark.tripod.com EPISODE 106 "Ash Is My Baby" Original Pokemon story by: Pikablu MSTed by: "Suburban Mark" mst_mark@yahoo.com LEGAL STUFF: "Ash Is My Baby" is copyrighted to Pikablu. It is being MSTed without her permission because two e-mails sent were returned due to a full mail box. But I hope she can enjoy this MSTing, even if it is her story. "Pokemon" is a copyright of Nintendo, 4Kids Entertainment, and several other companies. "Mystery Science Theater 3000" is copyrighted by and registered to Best Brains, Inc, and its distributors. NOTE: There is a scene describing two naked characters showering together in the fic. Nothing happens, but this is just a warning in case you don't want to read about that. BASEMENT OF CAPTIVITY Dio sighed. Dr. Kivlington, in a rare moment of thoughtfulness, had given his test subjects an X-Box and a copy of "Madden 2003", and Trey had finally agreed to play Dio, "As soon as I'm done on the computer." But that had been two hours ago. Dio finally decided to go check on Trey and see what he was up to. "Oh, Dio," said Trey, as Dio came into their bedroom, where the computer was. Paige and Leile, the two female test subjects, were already there, crowded around the computer screen. "I'm sorry, but I think I'm getting close to a breakthrough here." "What're you girls doing here?" asked Dio. "You hate computers even more than I do." "That may be, but I will change my tune if this thing gets us out of this basement," Leile replied. "Yeah, Trey thinks he can break through the firewall Dr. Kivlington and Gregory set up that prevents us from sending any outgoing messages," Paige added. "How?" asked Dio. "Uh, well, I'll keep it simple," said Trey, knowing he was not exactly talking to the world's greatest intellect. "There's a little hole in the firewall where it isn't as strong as the rest of it. And that hole happens to be exploitable through a chat room." "So you're going to LOL and ROFL us out of here?" Dio asked, spelling out the Internet acronyms. "Essentially." Trey returned to the computer, and ten minutes later, said, "Did it! We can now send outgoing messages through chat rooms!" "Maybe we can get some help!" said Paige excitedly. "Which chat room should we join?" Leile asked, staring at the list on the screen. "There seem to be quite a few." "Is there one for people who need help from the police?" Paige asked Trey. "Uh, I don't think so." Trey scanned the list while scrolling down. "Ah, maybe this one? It's called 'Kidnap Victims Support Group'." "We don't want any support," said Dio. "We want to be rescued." "But they can get help," Trey said. "Okay, I'm in the room." All four stared at the text as it appeared. : You have entered, "Kidnap Victims Support Group" as : 'Treyinator'. : CoolDude23635267 says, "Hahahahaha u r sch looser!" : MaryJane1378 says, "Yeah! Looser! U r teh suq!" : JeffthePsychiatrist has left the room. : KidnappedAtHome has left the room. : CoolDude23635267 says, "Ownzerized!" "Damn," said Trey. "They're now victims of 'kewl d00ds'. No one worth our time will be in there." "Let's try a different room," Paige said. "Do a random one," said Leile. "Okay," said Trey. "Random room, coming up." : You have entered, "Fans of David E. Kelley" as 'Treyinator'. : This room is empty. "Well, two years ago it would have been packed with people," Paige muttered. "That was before 'Girls' Club'," Leile pointed out. "This isn't exactly turning out great, is it?" said Dio. "We just need to find a good chat room, one that has nice people who are willing to help us," Trey said. "How about that one?" Paige said, pointing at the screen. 'Nice People Who Want to Help You'." "I don't know, seems a bit contrived. It could be a trap," warned Leile. "What could possibly go wrong?" Paige asked. "Go ahead, enter it!" : You have entered, "Nice People Who Want to Help You" as : 'Treyinator'. : Yourfreind says, "Hi Treinnator, r u s/m? "What'd he say?" asked Dio. "He asked if I'm a single male," said Trey. : Treyinator says, "Yes, but that isn't important." : Helpfulwoman says, "Are you hot Treyinator?" : Treyinator says, "Well, as a matter of fact, yes I am." "Dammit, Trey, what are you doing?" demanded Paige. "Oh, sorry, got carried away," Trey said, embarassed. : Treyinator says, "But you must call the police to help me. I am : the victim of a series of evil experiments designed to make me a : stupid blithering idiot." : Yourfreind says, "LOL u r funnay Treyinaotr!" : Helpfulwoman says, "Learn to spell, Yourfreind. You even : spelled your name wrong!" : Yourfreind says, "I do kno to spell! Eat me, hlpdfullwomen." : Treyinator says, "Please, call the police!" : Helpfulwoman says, "Oh, I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?" : Helpfulwoman says, "Shut up, Treyinator. I don't believe you." : Yourfreind says, "It isn't nic to lay on the Intenert." : Helpfulwoman says, "It's lie, not lay, moron." : Treyinator says, "I'm not lying!" : Iliketohelp has entered the room. : Iliketohelp says, "What's up?" : Treyinator says, "Please call the police! I've been kidnapped : by a mad scientist!" : Iliketohelp says, "Here, this file will contact the police : through the Internet." : Iliketohelp wants to send file, "Help.zip". : Treyinator accepts file, "Help.zip". : Treyinator says, "Thank you! You sure this will work?" : Iliketohelp says, "No problem. And of course it will work." : Yourfreind says, "Ur itiot." : Helpfulwoman says, "Good freaking Lord, you're stupid." : Treyinator says, "You're not very helpful at all, : Helpfulwoman." : Treyinator has left "Nice People Who Like to Help." "Imagine that," said Leile. "I'll just un-zip this file, and then-" Trey stopped when the screen went black. "What the...?" "Uh, what's wrong?" said Paige. A light that hung near the doorway began blinking. "I don't know," said Trey, "but we had better see what Dr. Kivlington wants." SUBURBAN HOUSE OF EVIL Dr. Kivlington got up from where he was sitting at his computer to confront his guinea pigs when they appeared on his viewscreen. His white moustache, which contained more hair than the top of his head, twitched happily. "Ah, kids, I'm glad you could make it on such short notice." "What do you want this time?" asked Paige. "Well, first I want to admonish you for cracking through my firewall and finding a way to chat online to try and get help." Dr. K waved a finger. "Not very nice. Luckily, my assistant Gregory noticed it and helped me into the chat room you were in!" "Let me guess, you were 'Yourfreind'?" said Leile. "What?" said Dr. Kivlington. "That wasn't very nice. Actually, I was 'Iliketohelp' and I sent you that little file, remember." "Oh, crap," said Trey. "It's a little virus Gregory made. I hope you enjoy." "Well, things aren't exactly going as planned, are they?" said Paige. "No," muttered Trey. "Now then, with those pleasantries out of the way, let's get to your experiment," said Dr. Kivlington. "A little story set in the world of the sensation of 1999, Pokemon! It's called, 'Ash is My Baby', whatever that means. Gregory said it's especially fun, so do enjoy it!" "Oh, sure, 'fun'," said Dio. Alarms and buzzers went off as lights flashed in the basement. "We've got Fanfic sign!" said Paige. The four teens headed to the theater. [Doors: 6-5-4-3-2-1] >Ash is my baby. DIO: Is this the autobiography of Ash's mom? >Author: Pikablu > >Type: AAMRN/ HUMOR (A LITTLE) > >VERY BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD! LEILE: Well, spelling and grammar can't be both good and bad at the same time. PAIGE: Mom! Jimmy's holding the caps lock on while I type again! LEILE: Jimmy! Don't bother your sister! >FOR MY 8^th story! HAHAHA! Oh well! Still have to learn! TREY: Yep, I agree. DIO: To what? TREY: No clue. >To love is to kill for it but not when you want love to kill >you! A very wise person said that to me! PAIGE: Although perhaps that person had taken mind-altering drugs right before spouting that. >(I think it was some Anime I once saw!) Ok on to de story! LEILE: On to de story, mon! >Part 1 > >Dear Log. DIO: Log, log, log, log! It's better than bad, it's good! LEILE: Save me the stories. Just toss me on the fire. We all know you're going to do it. TREY: Captain's log, Stardate circa 2002 AD. >I know it's my entire fault, I never knew; I never had any >thought about it. PAIGE: My brain activity was so low, I was declared comatose. >I wish I was a little brave to deal with this kind of thing but >I can't. > >I guess your trying to find out what I'm talking about right? TREY: Kind of also wondering WHO is doing the talking. >Ok, Here I go... > >As a pokemon Trainer I had to win battles and win pokemon >badges. DIO: Well, you didn't HAVE to. LEILE: It was a great lifestyle choice, though. You could abandon school at the ripe old age of 10. >To show that I'm a good trainer, but no one said anything >about...Love, I met this one girl name Misty, I met her the >first day I started to Train my very first pokemon Pikachu! TREY: Oh, so Ash is talking. Or writing in his log. PAIGE: Why didn't someone warn me about love? DIO: And now, we present a review of the Pokemon anime plot. >She fished me out of the water, And into...into...into ... LEILE: Oh, he's skipping. Damn cheap CD players... >the ground! It sounds funny, DIO: A little, yeah. >I know but that's what happened! She has a bad temper, TREY: No, really? >No she's not always on her...PMS but she looks like she had a >bad life. PAIGE: Well, I should hope she isn't always going through PMS. That would be incredibly annoying. >Bluish-green eyes, Orange, Red hair and thin body. DIO: The author just described Calista Flockhart with her hair on fire. >Back then, I really cared about pokemon. TREY: Now I savagely beat them on a daily basis. >Then I met Brock, he's a cool guy, He had to take care of his >sisters and brother, until he met me, DIO: Then he said, "Screw responsibility!" >he's father came back and raised the kids, so he came with me >and misty to the journey. LEILE: And where is this 'Journey'? >I thought Misty only hanged around with me because of her >bike... PAIGE: Misty shall hang from the gallows! >that lame stupid bike! TREY: Misty apparently didn't think it was like that. DIO: It's lame, and stupid...and it sucks, too. >Anyway A Few years later Misty moved in with me. PAIGE: I don't remember that part. LEILE: I'm moving in with you until you pay me back for that bike! >I moved from my mom's house. (Poor mom was heart broken) DIO: How could you live with that woman? >Brock lives with us too. TREY: Yuck, that's sort of creepy. LEILE: Hey, while you guys explore your relationship and stuff, I think I'll barge in and become a third wheel. >So as my best Pal pikachu! DIO: Brock became Pikachu? TREY: Pika. Pika. Pi...aw, screw it. >We've been friends ever since then...(I don't mean Pikachu and >me) Misty is the 4^th sister in her family. PAIGE: Misty's a 4-carat sister. >Her sisters likes me, they think Misty and me should go out. I >fell in love once, DIO: With Pat Benetar. >When I was 14 but the woman I loved left me for the pokemon >master name Kenny. TREY: Oh my God, they- LEILE: Finish it and die. TREY: Not a South Park fan? PAIGE: Ash's girlfriend was a woman? DIO: She's a cradle-robber. >I was heart broken but I never showed it. PIKA PI PI PIKA CHU >CHU PI KATCHU PAIGE: Bless you. LEILE: That was a little unexpected. TREY: Oh, sorry there, just had a little seizure. DIO: Man, I've been hanging around Pikachu too long. Now I'm starting to talk like him in my log. >(You are a liar, You Cried like a big baby!!) LEILE: It seems I have been caught in a lie. >[Does a Anime fall, watery eyes] I did not!! TREY: Well, I'm convinced. LEILE: I wonder, how is an anime fall different from a regular fall? >[Gets up] Ok what was I saying? PAIGE: You were spouting nonsensical gibberish. >Ok well as I were saying. LEILE: As I were saying, the old coyote decided he didn't want to be ahunted. So's he took off into them bushes, escaping the evil of them hunters and they's dogs. >Since you are my only true friend and I told you a lot I'll >tell you this. TREY: His only true friend is a log? LEILE: Please, I'm begging you! End my suffering! Toss me into the fire and let me burn! >I was in love with a girl name Gina, she told me that I'll >become a pokemon master in no time, Well I guess Misty was >upset about us going out, PAIGE: Sure, you'd like to think that. >I heard her cry in her sleep, when I asked she what was wrong >she just sighed and told me to leave her alone. DIO: Stop waking me up! I don't know why I'm crying in my sleep, but I sure would like to continue to get some sleep! >Once I read her diary, LEILE: Is nothing sacred? TREY: What's this? 'Misty's Top Ten Turn-ons'? >I > >Wasn't meaning to do that, DIO: Of course not. I believe you. PAIGE: You know, it's not a very good idea to start a new paragraph in the middle of a sentence. >but it happened when I was moving Misty's backpack TREY: Because that is such a difficult task, she deserves to have her diary read. >I was force to sleep with the backpacks...the hotel had no more >room for me, all the backpacks were on the floor. LEILE: This isn't exactly a four-star hotel, is it? PAIGE: Sorry, sir, we're all booked up, but you can stay in the room where we store our backpacks. >Misty wrote about...Well...Girls stuff, DIO: What were you expecting, a treatise on Manifest Destiny and it's role in the populating of Colorado? TREY: Misty has some fascinating insight on Western Expansion! >Something's I just didn't want to know! I mean about >her...[Clears throat] Um...she periods and that kind of things. TREY: Well, some things you just kind of assume will happen. LEILE: And she documents these periods in her dairy? PAIGE: April 23 - Ovulated today. April 24 Still ovulating. DIO: Stop! >She also wrote a song in there, I love that song. I guess she >was in love with some guy. DIO: Duh, um, duh, what guy? Couldn't be me. >Ever since I read the song I sing it every night...in my head >that is. PAIGE: And your traveling partners are ever so thankful. >I only know some of the words...like the chorus part. I forgot >the rest. LEILE: Makes for some short singing sessions, I imagine. DIO: You mean the world to me...something something something...I love you...something something something... >Misty is > >In her room right now. I'd better go and see what's wrong. TREY: Does she only go into her room if something's wrong? Why the assumption here? >~A.K~ PAIGE: 47. DIO: This log was brought to you by the state of Alaska. >Ash Ketchem goes to Misty Waterflowers bedroom. He hears her >crying in her room. PAIGE: I hate my last name! >"Ash, What's wrong with Misty?" Brock cried out running to Ash. TREY: Well, I read something in her diary about something called a 'period'. Perhaps this is it? >"I don't know...Misty?" LEILE: That prankster. He knows Misty. >Ash knocks on the room. No answer. PAIGE: Next time try knocking on the door. It works better. >"Misty...Come on let me in...It's me Ash" DIO: Oh, yeah, that'll do it. TREY: I know it's you! That's why I'm not letting you in! >No answer just cries. LEILE: Misty just needs to come to grips with the fact that Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman was canceled, and is not coming back. PAIGE: Hey, No answer! When you're done crying, could you get Misty for me? >"I'm going to break the door open if you don't answer me" Brock >said knocking louder on the > >Wooden door. PAIGE: Me smash things! TREY: A charming solution to the problem to be sure. LEILE: Seems a bit drastic to me. >"Don't come in...I'm fine" Misty yelled out. PAIGE: Okay. >"Misty, are you sure?" Ash asked with an upset stomach. TREY: Too much chili will do that to you. >(Authors note: ASH KETCHEM? DIO: I know. I think it's a silly name, too. >STOMACH IS UPSET? OH WOW! THAT'S AMAZING, THAT'S THE FIRST!) PAIGE: Of course... >"Pika pi!" pikachu said knocking as hard as he could. TREY: Now, Pikachu, that's just gross. LEILE: He shouldn't talk about his 'Pika pee'. >"Guys, go away leave me alone." Misty shouted DIO: You idiots never seem to take a hint. PAIGE: She really didn't put much emotion into that shout, did she? >"Are you sure?" Brock asked DIO: No, I'm Misty. LEILE: That was horrible. >"YYYESSS GO AWAY!" PAIGE: Hey, Marv Albert is in there with her. TREY: Jordan for three...YES! >"Ok, ok!" Ash said walking a few steps back. DIO: I'm afraid she may be able to bite my head off, even with the door closed. >"What should we do?" brock asked. TREY: Well, I think we can rule out shuffleboard. >"Hmm" Ash thought of an idea quick, it might be a dumb Idea >but PAIGE: ...when has that ever stopped him before? >Maybe he'll be able to see what Misty was up to. DIO: She better not be playing single-player Monopoly again to boost her ego when she wins. >"I have an IDEA!" Ash said running outside. LEILE: It involves a lot of stupidity mixed with a dallop of stubborness. >"He...has an idea...[shakes] Oh boy this ain't gonna be good." PAIGE: Umm, did Brock say that? TREY: I guess. DIO: He violently shook his entire body? Wouldn't someone confuse that for a seizure? >"Pika" Pikachu said. LEILE: Eloquent as always. >Ash got the latter TREY: The what? PAIGE: Personally, I would have gone with the former. >and leaned in close to Misty's room then Climbed up to see what >she was doing. PAIGE: Eek! I'm changing in here! How dare you peek at a woman who is changing! LEILE: This isn't Love Hina, and Misty isn't Naru Narusegawa. >Misty was not in the room. "Damn it she must have left" Ash >said quietly. DIO: Guess I shouldn't have been so hasty to run outside and climb up the ladder. >Then he heard noise from Misty's bathroom. Ash climbed down and >set the latter by the bathroom. TREY: One day, they'll need to fix having a window into their bathroom through which any creepy person can stare. PAIGE: What, is he hoping to catch a glance at her while she sits on the can? ALL: Ewwww. >To Ash's surprise he saw Misty with a knife cutting her arm >watching the blood fall. PAIGE: Misty's a masochist. Who knew? DIO: The ancient art of blood-letting is a time-honored tradition in the Waterflower family. >[Rewind 10 minutes before Ash knocked on the door] PAIGE: Do we have to? LEILE: Is this fanfic on VHS? >Dear Diary > >I'm so tired of life, my sisters called me today. They made fun >of me yet again. TREY: They're mean! Wahhh! >They called me `scrawny' then they told me that I'd never get >married and that I'm > >Not part of their family! DIO: That seems a bit harsh. TREY: I don't think they'd take things that far... LEILE: Then they said I had bad teeth! >They said I'd never be a Water Pokemon master. > >I have almost all of the water pokemon. I only need 19 more. >That's pretty good, I think. PAIGE: Don't get all defensive. >I'm still in love with Ash he's the one I want to have kids >with. LEILE: Quick question. Why? DIO: I suppose I may need to actually tell him at some point, so we can get to the kid-producing part... >I want him so much. TREY: I want him THIS much. >I wish he understood that. DIO: Ash, I want you. I want you badly! TREY: Umm, what? I don't get it. LEILE: Her problem is that she is just waiting for him to guess that she secretly likes him. >I'm scared to tell him my feelings...What if he gets mad, PAIGE: Yeah, that's likely. DIO: How dare you love me! >Or even worst laughs at me and calls me names? TREY: Boy, she isn't exactly someone who sees the glass as half full. LEILE: Hahahaha! You numskull, how could you possibly expect to even have a chance at me? >I can't handle all this pain I'm right now looking at my blood. >I might be going crazy but I'm cutting myself. I don't want to >live anymore. My heart hurts from all this pain. PAIGE: I'm getting really depressed now. >I wish I were happy and Joyful. DIO: We all want to be full of Nurse Joy. >When I was young about 12 years of age I was a happy girl, I >mean I didn't know about my feelings. I denied everything. TREY: It was really hard to get her to admit to anything. LEILE: Misty Waterflower, the evidence is overwhelmingly against you. Did you or did you not ride your bike in Mrs. Watson's lawn? PAIGE: I did not. I admit nothing. >I'm in love with Ash Ketchem. I wish I told him sooner... >[Hears knocks on the door] DIO: I thought she hadn't told him yet? >"Misty?" > > < Oh no my loves voice, TREY: Is this a Shakespearean play all a sudden? >He's near my room, Oh shit! LEILE: My reaction would probably be similar. PAIGE: There goes any hope of a G-rating. TREY: It's also obviously not a Shakespearean play. >I have blood everywhere! OH DAMN IT! > DIO: ...TO HELL. LEILE: Oh, I just can't have blood all over with company coming over! This just will not do! >Misty wipes the blood always but she is still bleeding. PAIGE: What's going on? I wipe the blood away but more comes out? Who designed bodies, anyway? >Misty...Come on let me in...It's me Ash" TREY: Well, that's just great. First I cut myself, and now HE'S at the door. > LEILE: Misty's saying what we're all thinking. >Misty hides the pills she was about to drink DIO: Special liquid pills! Now available at finer pharmacies everywhere! >"I'm going to break the door open if you don't answer me" > > PAIGE: I do live here, even if that is kind of odd. >"Don't come in...I'm fine" Misty yelled out > >"Misty, are you sure?" > > TREY: No, I'm not sure. Don't know why I said I was. >Guys, go away leave me alone." DIO: And collect $200. >"Are you sure?" > >"YYYESSS GO AWAY!" PAIGE: Copy, paste, repeat. >"Ok, ok!" Ash said. LEILE: Take some sedatives or something. >Misty listened to the foot steps and when she heard none she >thought > >It was a close call. DIO: Whew, they almost found out I'm suicidal and got me the help I need. Thank goodness they didn't! >Ash appeared to be climbing though window LEILE: Although, being physically weak, he was doing a poor job of it. >"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Ash yelled. TREY: Voting. Don't get so bent out of shape. PAIGE: I'm cutting myself to make myself bleed. What do you think I'm doing? >"Ash? HOW DARE YOU COME IN MY ROOM" > >"ME? DIO: How about you? How dare YOU come into YOUR room? >GIVE ME THAT KNIFE" Ash screamed. TREY: This scene brought to you by the Institute of Overly Excited People. LEILE: The whole caps lock thing is making this seem overdone. PAIGE: Yeah, they're both overacting their roles. >"NO...YOU CAN'T STOP ME" Misty protested. > >"Yes YOU WILL" Ash said trying to grab the knife away ALL: What? DIO: So...Misty will stop herself? PAIGE: Maybe Ash should calm down before he tries to make sense. >Out of nowhere Misty turned around to hide the knife, LEILE: That hardly seems out of nowhere, considering Ash was trying to take the knife. >Ash grabbed her and > >Made her turn to him. Unknown to Ash the knife was pointing to >him. DIO: He's on a collision course with wackiness! TREY: Ooh, I wonder if Ash is going to bite it! >As he > >Pulled the knife in went though his black shirt and in his >skin. DIO: That's gotta hurt! LEILE: I think we can all agree it was extremely imperative that we find out the color of Ash's shirt just then. PAIGE: Oh, of course. >Dark Red > >Blood gush out from her stomach. PAIGE: What stomach? TREY: Who got stabbed here? >Ash didn't do anything but had his mouth wide open and his eyes >were wide open. > >And he was still holding the knife. DIO: He stabbed himself! I think... LEILE: Who really knows what happened at this point? >"OH MY GOD, AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH" PAIGE: I'm really more of a demi-God. DIO: Did someone deflate Misty? >Misty screamed loud enough that al the > >People next store heard it. TREY: They heard her all the way at Safeway. >Misty had both of her hands on her mouth. Unable to move her >body. DIO: Don't go get help or anything, Misty. >"AAAaash? Do...I'm...I'll...I'm gonna get Bbbbrock Here." Misty >said running to the door and > >Unlocked it. "WHAT HAPPEN?" Brock shouted. LEILE: He stabbed himself! Honest! PAIGE: I was standing right outside the door like a hat rack for the past few minutes, listening to the screaming. TREY: Oh, nothing much happened. I may have killed Ash, but other than that... >"AAASSH, CALL 911 PLEASE!!!" LEILE: Oh, that's nice, make the one who gets wounded call for help. DIO: Well, I'd love to, but I just stabbed myself. I'm bleeding kind of profusely here, so be a friend and call for me, please? >Place: The Newport hospital center TREY: Ash got transferred to a hospital in New Jersey? >Date: Jun 03, 2010 > >Time: 7:43 pm LEILE: And 29 seconds. PAIGE: I like to know the exact time on my scene changes, right down to the minute. >"Ash, can you hear me?" Misty said sitting by the bed were Ash >laid. DIO: I'll pretend I can't. Maybe she'll get bored and leave. >Misty got in the hospital before Brock did; She was scared Ash >might die. TREY: Brock, however, was only mildly concerned Ash might die. PAIGE: You mean they didn't go together? They should have at least carpooled. >Misty have been there with Ash for about 25 minutes. Waiting >for him to > >Wake up. DIO: That's it? LEILE: I'd expect to have to wait a little longer than 25 minutes for someone to wake up after receiving a knife wound to the stomach. >Ash black out when he got to the hospital. TREY: Yep, that'll happen. >Misty has been crying for > >The late minutes. PAIGE: No use crying over late minutes. >"Ash, I'm so very sorry, LEILE: You should be. TREY: Well, there's no sense beating yourself up about it. >you see when you dated Gina, I got > >Mad because...well I...Love you very much, I felt that she took >you away from me. DIO: Despite the fact I had absolutely no claim to you. LEILE: I guess Ash is just supposed to instinctively know Misty loves him? Yeah, like he'd ever realize it. He's a guy. >My sister made fun of me last night and my pokemon training is >not going anywhere, PAIGE: Reasonable excuses to be cutting oneself. DIO: I might actually have to get a real job...crap. >The main reason why I wanted to die was because I knew I could >never live with... LEILE: ...another Tom Green movie. But then I saw 'Stealing Harvard', and, well, thought today was a good day to die. >Without you...I love you Ash." Misty said. ALL: Awwwwww. >"Pika pi chu pikapi? " (Misty, you love my Ash?) TREY: Ack, has he been here the whole time? PAIGE: Hey, rat, this was supposed to be my soliloquy! You ruined it! DIO: Uh, oh, Pikachu called him 'his Ash'. Does this mean Misty and Pikachu will have to fight for him? >"Yeah, I do...very much...I just never told him" > >Misty lift up Ash's hair away from his face and softly rub his >checks. TREY: That's normally my job, but I'll let you do it this once. >"Ash is my baby, I love him" LEILE: You're not my real mom! >Meanwhile DIO: ...in the Bat Cave... >"Um...do you know what room is Ash Ketchem?" Brock asked PAIGE: I'm sorry, we don't have any rooms named Ash Ketchem. >"Are you, Brock?" the woman asked. TREY: Yes. LEILE: A billion other women told me to spray you with mace. PAIGE: He's famous the world over. >"Yeah, why?" Brock asked. DIO: What's it to ya? >"Oh, Brock, how are you" Nurse joy said with a smile LEILE: I thought she only did Pokemon. DIO: I guess human care is more lucrative. TREY: She must have the Chancey work with the damn HMOs. >"Ok, I...I guess" Brock said with his head down PAIGE: My friend's been stabbed, but otherwise, I'm doing okay. >"What's wrong, you use to always ask me out...what happened?" TREY: I enjoyed rejecting you over and over again. >"My best friend Ash might die" DIO: I suppose that would bring his womanizing to a halt. TREY: On the other hand, you can only mourn so long. >"Oh I'm sorry!" > >Nurse joy put her hand on Brocks chin and lifts it up. PAIGE: The tense changes are flying around faster than Air Force One. >"Don't worry, I checked Ash, He just lost a lot > >Of blood DIO: Oh, is that all? TREY: He's also down a kidney, but that's not really a big deal. >and He'll be fine in a few weeks. I promise you" > >Nurse joy said winking at Brock to fell better. DIO: Makes it sound like she's cheering herself up. >"By the way Brock he's in room 314" PAIGE: Nice of you to finally tell me. TREY: Brock only asked the question several sentences ago. >A few weeks later > >"Mr. Ketchem, you may go now!" Nurse joy said helping Ash up. LEILE: Although, before you go, could you help me look for my capital 'J'? >"You friends will be here in a while" > >"Thanks Joy" Ash said. Before they reached to the door Ash >fall. PAIGE: He's as graceful as Sakura Kinomoto's mother. DIO: Oops! I don't have good balance. LEILE: Ashes, ashes, we all fall down! >Before Ash fall Nurse joy grabbed him. "Oh, my Ash, have you >gotten > >Heavier. DIO: Unless the hospital serves steak and potatoes each day, most patients actually lose a lot of weight during extended stays there. >Nurse Joy tried to joke. PAIGE: But she did not succeed. >Ash didn't seem to be amused right now. LEILE: Maybe later, though, he will be. TREY: Your comedy routine leaves a lot to be desired. >"Oh, Ash le me help you" Brock said coming with a wheelchair. > >"Here you go buddy boy," Brock said trying to make Ash feel >good. DIO: He sounds like Tigger from 'The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh'. LEILE: Hey, Rabbit, buddy boy, I'll just take these vegetabables. >"Oh, by the way Ash, How did you get..." > >"Misty was...She was cutting an apple and I...climbed up her >window to see what was wrong... PAIGE: Shouldn't someone have already asked him this in the past few weeks? TREY: She was cutting an apple? DIO: That's kind of a lame lie. LEILE: Oh, say no more, I can see how this inevitably leads to your being stabbed in the stomach. PAIGE: Something always goes horribly wrong when Misty tries to cut an apple. >I scared her and she must have cut me...not meaning to or >anything like that!" Ash > >Said thinking to himself LEILE: Actually, she may have meant to, now that I think of it... TREY: Well, it wasn't the dumbest lie ever, but it was close. >"Ok, Ash I believe you!" Nurse joy said. PAIGE: Oh, geez... LEILE: She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer here. >Back at the house. > >"Misty, Ash is home" Brock said DIO: Have you given him the list of chores he needs to make up? >"CHU PI PIKAPI" (Oh It's my pikapi) LEILE: Well, thanks for the translation, but that still didn't clear up what a pikapi is. DIO: Probably something disgusting. PAIGE: When the Pikachu language mixes with English... >"Pikachu" Ash said...in a sleepy tone. TREY: We can't play Pikapi right now. I'm tired. >"Pikachu, don't jump on Ash" Brock warned. LEILE: Yeah, geez, Pikachu. >"Pika" "Ok" > >"Ash, your home, how are you?" Misty asked acting like > >Nothing happened. DIO: Ho-hum, he just got back from the hospital. LEILE: It seems like she's already over him. TREY: At the very least she has become very low-key all of a sudden. >"Ok, I guess...I'm tired" Ash said. PAIGE: Well, we managed to glean that much, somehow. >"Misty, Help Ash into his room" Brock ordered, I have to make >dinner. TREY: Brock is the mother hen. >"Ok, Brock" Misty said. DIO: I meekly obey your every command. PAIGE: That hardly sounds like Misty. >Comments? Flames? EMAIL ME. > >OH NO! I forgot this isn't the end yet! Oh damn it!" LEILE: Well, really? I mean, the loose ends have all been tied up... >Oh well,......... I thought it would be very nice to keep >writing...my friend Cyberduh told me that I have to write >longer stories! Ok dude I'll try my hardest to make this >longer...[Dumb Cyberduh...he thinks he's so great!] : Keeps >Mumbling: ANYWAYS I hope you enjoy part 2! This is long...Don't >worry it's an AAMRN it's just very long! > >...LETS keep going! ((^_~)) HB DIO: I really love author's notes. >Part 2 > >"Come on Ash, Just a few more steps" Misty said helping Ash up >the stairs. LEILE: She's teaching him to walk again. >"Misty...Why?" Ash said looking at her PAIGE: Do we have to go up the stairs? DIO: Carry me. >"Why what?" Misty said very scared about what he just asked. LEILE: Why'd you stab me? Oh, didn't I mention? I'm suing you for assault. >"Why...why do I have to sleep in my room?" Ash asked hiding the >true question > >From Misty. PAIGE: Umm, because it's your room, Ash. TREY: Hey, what's the true question? I'm really curious. >"You want to sleep I my room with me?" Misty asked DIO: Hey, that sounds good. LEILE: Somehow I thought Misty would not be the one to suggest this. >"If you don't mind" Ash said. PAIGE: Are you kidding? I've pined pathetically for you throughout this fic. >"Ok, fine then, I don't mind at all Ash. " Misty said with a >smile. > >Then both went in her room and Misty helped Ash on the bed, TREY: He's injured, so they should take it easy. >Of course Misty was still grabbing on to Ash, DIO: So many comments, so little time. >She fell on top of him TREY: Well, normally I prefer to be on top, but whatever you want. >"OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW" Ash said PAIGE: She stabbed him again! >"Oh, I sorry, Ash you ok?" Misty seen more worried about Ash >lately LEILE: I sorry I hurt Ash. Maybe I get bandage, put on Ash? TREY: I don't suppose Misty is more worried about Ash lately because she just stabbed him? >"Yeah I'm ok" Ash said DIO: Aside from the tremendous pain, of course. >"I'll get up...." > >"NO, NO, NO! Please don't if you do, I'll be in more >pain...just stay where you are!" TREY: Hah, I bet he's just enjoying having Misty lay on top of him. >A few minutes of not talking Ash soon told Misty to slowly to >move off of him. PAIGE: Okay, get off of me, and back away slowly. DIO: Ash is done already? >Misty sat in the corner of the bed. > >"Hey Misty" DIO: Hey, Misty, I really like your daughter... >"Yeah?" > >Want to play a game?" TREY: Up for some backgammon? >"Ain't we a little too old for childish games?" PAIGE: Ain't ain't a word so I ain't gonna use it. TREY: The 'Southern Belle' Misty makes an appearance. DIO: I was thinking we could play some adult games, if you want. You know, S&M games. >"Well, this game is a game I played in Pallet, I haven't played >it for a while" > >"Well, ok fine! How do you play?" LEILE: This should be good. >"It's called "A game of Truth" PAIGE: Leaves a lot to the imagination. >"Ok, How do you play?" > >"It's like the game Truth and Dare only there's no dare in >here" DIO: Well, it sounds like a courtroom. LEILE: Most of the time. TREY: Oh, yeah, take the fun part out of Truth or Dare and leave only the boring part. Good game. >"Uh huh, ok " LEILE: Whatever you say, Ash. >"But no matter what...you HAVE to tell the truth and you also >HAVE to answer it" PAIGE: You must do as I say, or pay the price! >"Well, What kind of questions are you going to give me?" > >"Whatever Questions I feel like asking you!" DIO: Well, obviously. LEILE: He sounds like what Alex Trebek will when he finally snaps. PAIGE: Okay, I'll take The Bible for- DIO: No! I'll pick the categories this time! >"Ok, I do the same to you?" LEILE: No, the rules are different for you. >"Yeah" > >"Ok, I'll play" TREY: Better than another night of watching TV with Pikachu and Brock. I think. >" What's your name"? > >"?? PAIGE: I forgot. LEILE: The Riddler. >YOU know my name Ash!" > >"Just tell me" > >"Misty Waterflower" DIO: What a horrible name. >"Ok, now it's your turn" > >"Um...how old are you" > >"I'm 17 years old, now it's my turn" > >"Ok" TREY: Wow, this is...zzzzzzzz. LEILE: I feel like I'm reading about Misty and Ash filling out their tax forms. DIO: Answer truthfully. Are you a dependent filing jointly? >"Um...do you have sisters?" > >Misty sighed, "Yes" TREY: Yes, I have them. I also have cold sores. Same thing. >"Ok, do you have brothers? Sisters?" > >"Yes" > >"Yes? Why haven't I seemed them?" PAIGE: I hide them in my closet when friends visit. TREY: You know, it's not enough to spell the words right, you also have to get the correct ones in there to maximize the effect of the story. >"You have to wait your turn Mist" > >"Ok, fine then" > >"Are your sisters bitches?" LEILE: Very tactful question, Ash. DIO: Please, continue, I love to discuss my sisters. TREY: Yep, they're all female dogs all right... >"Oh, yeah, they are" > >"Ok, Who are your brothers and sisters?" > >"I have a brother name Dustin and No sisters" TREY: I guess Ash having a lost brother is integral to the story? PAIGE: Better be. >"Oh I see" DIO: Misty is practicing to be a psychiatrist. LEILE: And how did that make you feel? >"Um...what school you went to?" > >"A all girls school called Cerulean waters" PAIGE: Although I quit before middle school. >"What about you?" TREY: What about me? >"I went to Pallet tech" > >"Ain't that a school for...never mind" DIO: Dorks? Say it! You mean dorks! LEILE: No, I...it's other people who say that! DIO: Yeah, whatever! >"Smart people? Yes, I was the smartest in my school...[Ash >traits off] PAIGE: That must have been a long time ago. TREY: Or it was a rather underwhelming student body. LEILE: No more Ash traits are allowed until further notice. >"What happened?" DIO: I got hit on the head repeatedly, and now I'm more dense than Harry from '3rd Rock From the Sun'. >"I had a lot of Friends...back then. PAIGE: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc... TREY: But now he doesn't have any friends. >I use to win a lot of stuff...my mother was happy DIO: She used to say, "I only keep you around because you win stuff for me!" LEILE: She especially loved the fondue set I won. >For me, I was happy for myself. But one day my best friend and >me planed to sneak out of our houses to stay up all night and >play in the park. TREY: A WILD and CRAZY party on the SWINGSET and JUNGLE GYM! LEILE: Late-night parties at the park have ruined some of the best elementary school talents... >When I went to go meet my friend, > >I saw her getting beat up by this guys... DIO: I can't tell if that's supposed to be singular or plural. PAIGE: Don't spend too much time trying to figure it out. >I ran to help her and I remember jumping on him and he tried to >knock me off of him, He turned around fast, spinning me along >with him then he threw my whole body against a tree, All: George, George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be! Watch out for that tree! Watch out for that... treeee! >After that I lost my friends and My memory. Everything was >gone. TREY: It appears that his memory has returned enough to present that entire story of his life like that. DIO: No one wants to be friends with someone who gets seriously hurt and loses their memory. PAIGE: Those are some great friends he had. LEILE: This is just another lesson that proves that being a Good Samaritan isn't all it's cracked up to be. >"I'm sorry, Ash" > >"That's ok, Mist" DIO: Now it sounds like you're blaming her. PAIGE: Call me Mist one more time and I'll have your head on a platter. >"I'm sorry" TREY: I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but... LEILE: Yeah, knock it off, Misty. >"I'm not because I always remember I have you here with me now >and Brock and Pikachu!" DIO: Oh, wait, that just depressed me even more. >"That's true" > >"Speaking of true, we never finished" PAIGE: I'm not sure we started. >"Ok, your turn" > >"Ok, Hmmmm.... Who's your number one best friend in the world? >Me or Brock?" LEILE: Umm, is neither an option? >"ASH, I can't answer that!" Misty said blushing. > >"Ok, Ok, lets see... DO you have a crush on someone?" TREY: Why the emphasis on the word 'do'? Is he a game show host? PAIGE: DO you want what's behind DOOR number 1, DOOR number 2, or DOOR number 3? >"Uummmm: Blushes red hot: "Yes" DIO: She turned into a pepper. >" Who?" LEILE: What? PAIGE: Where? DIO: When? TREY: Why? >"You have to wait your turn Ash!" PAIGE: Please, for the love of everything sacred and holy, end this game! >"GUYS DINNERS ALMOST READY!" Brock yelled from down stairs TREY: Girls' dinners won't be ready for another couple of minutes. >"OK, BROCK" Both yelled back. DIO: Who is this Both person, and why is he in our house? >"Oh I know one... who was your first kiss?" LEILE: So, wait, who's talking now? PAIGE: Umm... >"I kissed Gary's sister" DIO: I hope Misty just said that. LEILE: IDIOt. TREY: Well, we don't really know, now, do we? >"MAY?" PAIGE: No, June! >"Yeah, I kissed her" DIO: Wanna make something of it? LEILE: I kissed her, and I'd kiss her again, too. >"But she's GARY OAKS SISTER!!!" PAIGE: I meant Gary Shandling's sister! >"I know I had a crush on her...back then" TREY: Confessions of a high school loser, today on 'Sally Jesse Raphael'. >"So Mist.... Who's your first kiss?" DIO: Hey, if Ash is asking that question, does that mean Misty said the previous line? LEILE: Well, umm... DIO: I'm getting kind of excited. LEILE: I think I'm going to have to dump cold water on you soon. >"I never really um...kiss anyone yet! I mean I had boyfriends >before I never kissed them" PAIGE: I bet Misty's boyfriends didn't want to hang around her very long. DIO: C'mon, let's kiss. PAIGE: Nah, let's do something else. TREY: TOday Misty reveals her deeply religious beliefs, such as no kissing before marriage. >"Oh I see" > >"So, what makes you pissed off?" Misty asked giving Ash as eye PAIGE: You! Hahaha! DIO: Ash would only say that if he was a complete moron. PAIGE: Very true. >"That's easy.... YOU!" Ash started laughing hard PAIGE: Oh, geez... >"THAT'S NOT FUNNY A S H K E T C H E M!!!!!!! LEILE: She's on the ball on that one. TREY: What, she spelled out his name letter for letter? >"I'm just kidding with you, Um...I get pissed off when you start >fighting with me!" DIO: So, then, I wasn't kidding, it is you. >"I DO NOT YOU START IT!" LEILE: Ooh, good one. >"NO I DON'T" PAIGE: What are they, eight? >"YES YOU DO" > >"NO I DON'Y" DIO: That's slang for 'donut'. >YES YOU DO" > >"DO NOT" LEILE: Oh, man, this is just a tiny bit repetitive. >"DO TOO" > >"DO NOT" PAIGE: And I thought the Truth game was bad... >"DO TOO" > >"DO NOT" DIO: I imagine this is what Daunte Culpepper and Randy Moss say to each other on the sidelines after another Vikings' loss. >"DO TOO" > >Meanwhile PAIGE: Something much more interesting was happening elsewhere. LEILE: Like what? PAIGE: Anything. >Brock listens to a sound that he hadn't heard for a few weeks TREY: Boy, I missed my Elton John CD. >"DO NOT" PAIGE: Arggh, we did a scene change and we're still stuck with it! LEILE: Kill me, please. >"DO TOO" > >Brock just smiled and said "they're back!" DIO: I'd better get the cleaver. TREY: I hope he does it soon. >Pika (agreed) > >Back to the fight! ALL: Nnnnooooooo! >"DO NOT" > >"DO TOO" PAIGE: You know, of all the ways to pad a fanfic, I hardly think this is a good one. TREY: This is like a really bad Abbott and Costello routine. >"Ok, lets stop!" > >"Fine with me!" Misty said. LEILE: It's about time. DIO: They're more annoying than Ryoko and Ayeka. >"Ok, whose turn is it?" > >"I don't know" PAIGE: Nor do we care. >"You go Misty" DIO: Ash the cheerleader. LEILE: Rah, rah, go Misty! >"Am I Pretty? DIO: No, you're Misty. TREY: Hey, we did that joke already. PAIGE: And it wasn't even funny the first time. DIO: Well, excuse me. >"Huh?" > >"I said am I pretty?" DIO: Need a hearing aid or something? >"Yeah, you are why do you ask?" LEILE: Because you need to answer that question on your insurance forms. >"Well, I haven't been kiss or anything like that, you know" PAIGE: She doesn't think she's pretty because she wasn't part of the eighties rock band? TREY: I hardly think anyone in KISS is pretty. >"You are pretty" DIO: A pretty penny. >"Now that I lived with you do I dress more tomboyish or less?" LEILE: Let's just say I can't tell the difference between you and Akane Tendo. >"Hey, it's my turn!" > >"No" > >"Why's that?" PAIGE: Trust me, we're all on the edge of our seat for this important plot twist. DIO: This scene drags on longer than a school documentary. >"Because you asked me why.... That's a question! So HA!" > >"Your very smart Waterflower!" LEILE: She's got a future as a lawyer the way she's pointing out all these technicalities. >"Thank you Ketchem!" > >"I guess you don't dress tomboyish any more! I mean you >wear...girl clothes" TREY: Like that hot little number you had on when you visited me in the hospital... DIO: I need a break, or I might take up drinking. BASEMENT OF CAPTIVITY "Oh, Misty, why'd you stab me?" Trey, wearing a red baseball cap, asked Paige, whose red hair made her a natural Misty. "I...didn't mean to!" said Paige. Trey let loose several primal screams and fell to the floor, shuddering. "Uh, call the ambulance, Ash!" Paige yelled down to the prone Trey, who was whimpering. "You fool!" said Dio, entering with his eyes squinted. "Brock!" said Paige. "I'm so glad you're here!" "Yes, well, you can't have Ash call the ambulance! I'll do it, instead!" "If you insist..." Leile entered the scene, wearing a nurse's outfit, an outfit she was none too pleased about. "Uh, it's me, Nurse Joy, here to care for Ash and his knife wound." "Ooh, Nurse Joy," said Dio. "You look so attractive in that little skirt! How about going on a date with good old Brock sometime?" Leile socked him on the jaw, sending him to the floor. "When pigs fly." "Nurse Joy! Please, help Ash! I was just...ah...cutting an apple, and..." said Paige, trying to salvage the scene. "Oh, yes, well, he might lose a lot of blood, but that's okay," said Leile. She took out a roll of bandages and started wrapping up Trey's stomach. "Good as new!" She giggled in an absent-minded fashion. "Ow, it's a little tight," said Trey, grimacing. "I think I need Misty to lay on me to make me feel better." "Fat chance," said Paige. "Fair enough," said Trey. Dio got up from his position on the ground. "Who wants dinner?" he asked. The alarms and buzzers returned. "We'll have to wait, because we've got Fanfic sign," said Paige. [Doors: 6-5-4-3-2-1] PAIGE: Well, I enjoyed our little skit. DIO: You might be the only one. >"GUYS DINNER DONE" TREY: But we're busy playing this important game! PAIGE: Oh, I hope they're done with that. >"OH great! FOOD! REAL FOOD!" LEILE: Ash will now be played by Kero from 'Cardcaptor Sakura'. >"Oh boy" Misty said. TREY: Somehow I'm not getting a sense that Misty is as enthused as Ash. >Ash quickly got up but forgot that he just got out of the >hospital DIO: When Alzheimer's strikes at an early age, the results are devastating. >"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW > >WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" TREY: Geez, what'd he do, rip himself a new one? LEILE: Lovely sentiment. >At the dinner table > >{Author's note: Ain't a dinner table is also a lunch table too? >Also if you don't believe there's God then Its part in a fast >one! Read it...Very funny) DIO: Where did that come from? And what did it mean? PAIGE: Read what? I can't find a book title in there... >"Ash before we eat we need to pray" Brock said LEILE: Come on, you atheistic jerk. >"Ok, Ash why don't you pray for today?" Misty said handling Ash >his plate > >"Ok...Um...Thanks for...ummm" DIO: Here's a hint, it's the food you're thankful for. >"Ash...when you pray before dinner what do you usual say? Cuz I >know you don't stutter!" > >Brock said. > >"I say this.... RUB A DUB, DUB, THANX FOR THE GUB!" Ash said >then fast started eating! TREY: I have a prayer. Make the hurt caused by that sequence stop. PAIGE: Now Ash will be played by Bart Simpson. >"Oh brother" Misty said. LEILE: Oh horrible sisters. >After dinner > >"So Ash, When did nurse joy say you could start your journey?" >Brock said. DIO: She didn't. I asked, but she just said, "Not my problem" and stalked away. >"Soon, about 2 weeks" > >"That's good! Right Togepi?" PAIGE: Why's Brock asking that thing? TREY: It craves attention. >"Togepi!" DIO: That's my name, don't wear it out! >(Author's note: I wasn't going to add the egg, I like Togepi >but I just didn't but since a lot of people > >Like him/her, I thought I should add him/her...IT a part in >this fanfic) LEILE: Yeah, it got the really important role of being Brock's yes-man. PAIGE: Efficiency is using one sentence where normally one might use three. >"I'm going to sleep now!" Ash said trying to get up DIO: What, right at the dinner table? >"I'll help you in the stairs!" Brock suggested TREY: That's your new bedroom, the closet under the staircase. >"No, that's ok Brock I'll help Ash" Misty said helping him up >stairs > >"I wonder about those two" Brock said to Pikachu LEILE: I think Ash has Alzheimer's and Misty's a masochist. What do you think, Pikachu? >"Pikachu" (Uh huh) PAIGE: Whatever. Leave me alone. >"So, are we going to finish our games?" Misty asked. DIO: So, when we left off, you had tied me to the bed... >"Sure if you want to" > >"You go first Ash" PAIGE: Oh man, they're continuing to play that inane game of Truth. All: Arrrrrrgh! >"Nah you go" > >"Ok, Have you ever read my diary???" TREY: If I say yes, will you kill me? LEILE: Yes. TREY: Then...no. >"Do I have to answer?" > >"YES" PAIGE: I demand a prompt and correct response! >"Damn it! Your diary fall and I kind of saw it!" DIO: Then the pages turned by themselves and I kind of read those too. >"Do you read it?" LEILE: Every night before I go to bed! >"Not your turn!" > >"I don't care did you read it? TREY: Oh, so Misty only follows the rules when it is beneficial to her. I see how this is. >"Yyyyessss" PAIGE: Did someone hit the slow motion button? >"What did you read?" LEILE: Catcher in the Rye. Oh, you meant in your diary... >"I read a song you wrote" > >"Really?" DIO: I didn't write any songs in my diary. >"Yes" > >Misty puts her hand down and puts one hand on her face covering >her eyes TREY: And now we all know the extremely important detail of where both of Misty's hands currently are. >"I sorry" PAIGE: Hulk sorry. Hulk not read Misty diary. >"Ddddid you understand that song?" DIO: No, for some reason it was written in Norwegian. >"I thought it was a nice song...I don't get why you wrote it >but All I know it... LEILE: I guess you think you're a good songwriter. Poor, delusional Misty. >It was cute and ever since that day I think of that song" > >"You do?" > >"Yeah, I only know the chorus" TREY: That's now much he likes it. He can't remember most of it. DIO: Well, this is the guy who forgot he had just been in the hospital for several weeks. >"How does it go?" > >"You should know you made it up" PAIGE: Well, geez, no need to get snappy, Ash. >"I do know but I'm asking you if you remember?" > >"Um...ok, I guess," LEILE: Was that a question? Because I don't think you were supposed to make it a question. >Ash thought for a minute then he said > >" I wanna tell you how I'm feeling but I don't know how to >start DIO: Is he singing this or just saying it? LEILE: I think saying. DIO: Probably sounds pretty bland. >I wanna tell you but now I'm afraid you might brake my heart > >Oh, why should everything so easy ever be so hard to do? TREY: It's a paradox. Everything easy is hard, and everything hard is easy. >I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to say that I love you!" > >Misty wanted to cry... PAIGE: I can't believe I wrote that crap! >Her only love read her own diary and knows the words to her >song she made > >Just for him. All: Awwwww... LEILE: Now if I could only get him to remember more than the chorus... >"Misty? Are you ok?" Ash asked. > >"Yeah, I am" > >"You look shock, I'm sorry I didn't mean to read your diary!" PAIGE: I'm really sorry that I didn't mean to read it. DIO: I'm not sorry for reading though. >"OH YEAH? Will, you o me one!" > >"Huh?" LEILE: Yeah, my sentiments exactly. TREY: You 'o' me? PAIGE: How do I o you? What is o supposed to mean? >"You o me one! Now you have to tell you something no one else >knows about you!" DIO: Well, okay, but I don't think I can find something I don't know about... >"Why?" > >"Cuz, you read my diary and now it's payback!" PAIGE: Also, I'm slightly insane. >"Oh fine, I have a journal" TREY: A log, even. DIO: The Wall Street Journal! Get it? Har! >"Really?" > >"Yeah" LEILE: The attack of the fifty-foot killer one-word responses! >"Can I see a page you wrote?" > >"No" > >"Why" DIO: Why, indeed. PAIGE: Please, someone tranquilize me before this gets any more exciting. >"It's private" > >"Oh yeah, SO WAS MY DIARY!" TREY: Harsh! >"Ok, ok, only one page!" > >"Ok, but I get to chose that page" > >"NO!" LEILE: We haven't gone anywhere, plot-wise, for approximately four years. DIO: My children may have to finish this for me. >"YES" > >"I SAID NO MISTY" PAIGE: Just say 'No!' to Misty! DIO: I've even got the anti-Misty posters and everything! >"I SAID YES ASH" > >"NO!" TREY: Oh, no, here we go again. >"YES" > >"NO!" > >"YES" DIO: No! LEILE: Yes! DIO: No! LEILE: Ok...no! DIO: Oh yeah? Well, I say yes! LEILE: Fine, you're right, it's duck season. >"NO!" > >"YES" > >"QQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT >TTT" A guy screamed from outside. PAIGE: I see Dennis the Menace's neighbor, Mr. Wilson, has finally had enough. >"Oh, um sorry Mr. Johnson" DIO: You should be apologizing to us, too! We had to read that. >"You damn punk ass teens!" LEILE: Mr. Johnson sounds like an English teacher I once had. PAIGE: Was that really necessary? I mean, they did say sorry. >"PUNK ASS SAY TO MY FACE!" Misty yelled! PAIGE: She wants Mr. Johnson to call her face an ass? DIO: I just did say it to your face, didn't I? It's not like I said it behind your back or anything. >"Oh shove it up you ass you little..." TREY: All this from 'Um, sorry Mr. Johnson'. Wow. PAIGE: Amazing, isn't it? LEILE: These people need to calm down. >"I'm sorry we'll be quiet! Come on Misty stop" > >Ash said trying to grab her waist and pull her away from the >window. DIO: We'll get him back by beating him at the next Bingo game. >"Fine I'LL STOP! Let go of me" with that Misty tripped over a >pen on the floor LEILE: This is what happens when you get those giant novelty pens and then leave them lying around on the floor. >And Fell on top of poor Ash. PAIGE: You iDIOt! You tripped over a PEN? >Brock heard all the noise from down stairs he decided to see > >What all the commotion is about, when entering the room, brock >found Misty on top of Ash with > >Ash holding her waist. TREY: You expect me to believe that was three paragraphs? DIO: Ah, well, I can see how this might be misconstrued as something it's not... >"OK, I can take a hint, I'll leave you two alone" Brock said >smiling. LEILE: Thank you! I mean...hey! >"THAT'S NOT FUNNY SHE FALL ON ME" Ash yelled. > >"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BROCK" Misty also screamed PAIGE: QQQQQQUUUUUUIIIIIIEEEEEEETTTTT! >"Ok, `LOVEBIRDS' I'LL SEE you tomorrow" with that Brock left DIO: What, is lovebirds a play or something? >"That's impossible, YOU & Me? Lovers? " Misty said. LEILE: Quantum physics says it's impossible. >Misty got off of Ash carefully and climbed into the sleeping >bag on the floor (Misty let Ash have the bed for today!) TREY: So...is there any reason to have Ash in Misty's room? PAIGE: None that I can see. Unless he doesn't have a bed in his room. DIO: I believe it's just to set them up to have this incredibly long scene. LEILE: And why can't Misty take Ash's bed? Has it become sacred religious ground all of a sudden? >"Why is that impossible?" > >"Because you and me hardly like each other." TREY: I mean, I stabbed you! LEILE: Okay, but that was just an isolated incident. >"If you don't then why did you wanted to live with me? Why be >friends at all?" PAIGE: By the way, have I told you that I'm practicing for a role on a crappy TeenNBC show? >Misty feels bad and Ashamed she said that, "Ash look, I don't >mean it like that" > >"Then what don't you mean it as?" DIO: I think Ash means, "What do you mean it as?" >"I like you and I have a felling you like me...but we fight to >much to be lovers" TREY: They'll never get to star in an SNL skit with lovers Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch. >"So what a lot of people say that when a girl hits a guy and >bugs him...then she likes him" LEILE: Well, yeah, if the people in question are around six years-old. PAIGE: Usually stops being true around the teenage years, though. >Misty turn around to look at Ash and kind of blushed. "Um...No" > >"Um, yeah! Anyhow I'm going to sleep Misty" DIO: Boy, he's very blunt, isn't he? PAIGE: Don't I get a say in the matter? >Ash turns himself around to face the wall, "G night" TREY: ...homey dog. >Misty had watery eyes "Good night, Ash" PAIGE: Misty could use her eyes to help her garden grow! TREY: That's a plus. >Comment? Flames? PLEASE WRITE TO ME! > >OH, no...my friend is telling me this isn't long enough...OH >BROTHER! Ok, ok, I'll write more DIO: Don't listen to your friend! LEILE: Don't be mean. >I love writing Fanfics and all, but I love to cut the chapters >of the stories! It more fun that way! > >Here I go yet again... ((^_~)) HB > >Place: the Cerulean City PAIGE: It was a dark night, but not too dark, the kind of night where if something could go wrong, it did go wrong. >Date: Jun 27, 2010 LEILE: Oh, yeah, I think I've seen this episode of 'The Jetsons' before. >Time: 5:45 Am TREY: And everyone was still sleeping. At 7:45 AM, however... >"MISTY! It's early in the morning, why ja drag me all the way >here?" DIO: And why'd ja give me this Swedish accent? >"You'll see" > >Misty put a blindfold on Ash, and took him to the town she grew >up in. LEILE: That early in the morning, she took him on a cross country trip? DIO: We all know this blindfold will just lead to more "games". >"Ok, don't ja dare peek" Misty whispered in Ash's ear >playfully. PAIGE: She thought Ash's accent was so endearing she took it for herself. TREY: How adorable. DIO: I have the sudden urge to visit some fjords. >"Oh come on Misty tell me" Ash said sleepy > >Misty come close to Ash and rubbed her nose with his LEILE: They're penguins now. >"Not yet" she said taking his hand. > >"It's not anymore farer, I promise" TREY: Please tell me that didn't say anymore farer. PAIGE: Umm, it didn't say anymore farer. TREY: Whew, good, because I thought I was going to lose it. >Meanwhile > >"Look ate the Twerps! DIO: Bad Look! Spit those twerps out right now! LEILE: The Twerps! Now in concert! >No Pikachu? Oh damn it!" Jessie said hiding in the bushes LEILE: As the years go by, Jessie's language gets a little more edgy. >"Jessie!" Wined Meowth PAIGE: Oh, great, he's drunk. >"We been trying to catch Pikachu ever since those kids were >10!" TREY: They really are pathetic. >"Yeah Meowth right...I'm tired!" James wine DIO: Made from the finest of the James' vineyards. LEILE: Yeah, in the last 7 or so years they should have at least taken a nap or something. >Jessie grabbed the binoculars from James, and hit both of them >with it > >"KNOCK IT OFF!" PAIGE: That seemed unnecessary. >"Hey, that other twerp isn't with them, maybe we can steal > >The two lovebirds and then send a ransom note to that Twerps >with no eyes! DIO: He HAS eyes. He's sleepy-eyed, it's genetic. LEILE: Steal them? Are they just pieces of artwork? >(Authors note: Sorry Brock fans, I just had to add that in!) > >"James...had...an...Idea?" Meowth said in surprise TREY: Usually he just does whatever screwball thing Jessie or I come up with. >"I guess, he isn't so dumb after all!" Jessie said happily. DIO: Uh, thanks, I think. >"OK, Let's go!" Meowth said. PAIGE: Who died and made you leader? >"OK, Ash open your eyes" Misty said > >"Wow, where are we? It's so... Huh, what's that sound?" LEILE: I told Carlos Santana not to follow us around anymore! PAIGE: Stop! Hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's goin' down! >"What sound?" Misty asked looking around DIO: Well, Misty gets no points for hearing ability... >"HAHAHA" James and Jessie laughed as TREY: Oh no. PAIGE: Not... DIO: Does God have no mercy? >"Prepare for trouble" All: Arrrrrrggghhhhh! >"And make it Double" LEILE: And make it non-fat. >"To protect the world from Devastation" > >"To unite all people within out nation" PAIGE: Looks like they still haven't completely memorized it. >"To denounce the evil of truth and love" > >"To extend our reach to the stars above" DIO: To repeat the same tired lines over and over like poorly made pull-string toys. >"Jessie" > >"James" PAIGE: Doc! LEILE: Holiday! DIO: Wyatt! TREY: Earp! >"Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light" > >"Surrender now or prepare to fight" DIO: And prepare to kick our butts. >" Meowth That's Right" LEILE: Well, I say that's right, but it never turns out to be right, does it? >"Oh great Team Rocket again!" Ash sighed PAIGE: This is the common reaction to seeing these bumbling buffoons. >"Let me guess, you are looking for pikachu...right?" Misty >asked not surprised at all. > >"Pikachu isn't with us," Ash said. DIO: He's playing some bridge with friends today. >"We are not here for Pikachu" Jessie sneered LEILE: We are here for the fried shrimp special. >"Then for who?" Misty asked > >"For. YOU!" James said. PAIGE: Oh, that's nice...hey! Wait a minute! >Dark clouds appear and all the two trainers remember was a >dark. DIO: ...Umm, a dark what? What? Fanfic? TREY: What happened? >WILL THEY GET OUT...FIND OUT! I'm so sorry! I can't make a >story so long! Gotta cut em' in pieces! MAD...MAD I SAY...MAD! >I MUST END THIS! > >Ok HB doesn't lose your cool! Comment? Flames? Email me. > >SEE YA!!!! ((^_~)) > >HB/ Pikablu LEILE: Okay, bye! PAIGE: It doesn't seem to be over... >15 DIO: Oh, that makes sense. > > >References TREY: I see this has a bibliography. >Ash is my baby 2 PAIGE: Are we getting the sequel already? >Created By: Pikablu > >To be gone, is when your whole body is gone! > >But love may never be gone (Heard that one from Dragon ball) >teehehehe! Anyhoo read it...Just read it! LEILE: Like we have a choice. TREY: It's never a good sign when Dragon Ball gets quoted. >It's dark; I feel the cold floor as I open my eyes. DIO: Didn't feel it before I opened my eyes, because, you know, I feel with my eyes. >All I see is the darkness. PAIGE: Can you really 'see' darkness? >I feel someone on me, > >I struggle to get this person off. TREY: Not now, honey, I'm tired! We'll make love tomorrow. >But then I realize it > >Could be Misty on me. DIO: Ah, so this must be Ash. PAIGE: It could also be a psychotic stranger, but what are the odds? >My love, I can't see you. LEILE: Misty's blocking my view of you. >I hear noises from the dark; we must be by water, PAIGE: I heard the flushing of a toilet... >Because I hear drops on the ground. I think...I think we are >in a cage, I feel Bars. There are covers on the cage, black >covers. DIO: ...thus adding to the darkness. LEILE: Does anyone really use cages anymore? It's kind of archaic. >The person who is on me is moving. > >"Aaaash?" > >"Yes?" I ask unsure who this person is TREY: This better not be Brock laying on me. >"Thank god, you're here" It's my sweet Misty's who talks. > >She hugs me and I feel so loved by this hug. PAIGE: Nothing like being kept in a cage that brings out the hopeless romantic in all of us. >"Look James, The love birds are up!" Jessie sneered outside of >the cage. DIO: How can you tell? There's a cover over it. >"Let us out!" Misty's screams. LEILE: Well, since you asked so nicely... >The covers are gone and the cage opens; Misty slowly gets up >and opens the cage wide, > >"Wwwhy did you open it?" Misty said. Her eyes squinted from the >light. PAIGE: Because you asked! Geez, prisoners these days... >"Well you two need to take a bath then get dress up!" James >said with a grin. DIO: I get to give Misty a sponge bath. LEILE: Eww! >"What do you mean?" I ask sitting up from the cage also >squinting from the bright light. PAIGE: This cage is being kept in a police interrogation room. >"Well, You two will get to meet our boss. You need to dress >formal for him" Jessie smiled evilly. TREY: Because nothing says evil like formal dress. DIO: Oh, God, no, a tie! Burn in hell, you evil monsters! >"Come on, you two" Meowth said quickly handcuffing them both. PAIGE: I always wanted to pretend to be a cop! >"MOVE IT NOW!" the feline yelled. LEILE: Don't get huffy. >****************************************************** > >"Where are they, where can they be?" Brock asked himself, >walking back and forth. PAIGE: Oh, where, oh where have Ash and Misty gone, oh where, oh where could they be? >"Do any of you guys know where they went?" Brock asked all his >pokemon. DIO: What do we look like, their personal baby-sitters? >"Vul, pix, vul, vul, pix, vul" (Maybe, you should ask their >pokemon!) TREY: Good thing you said the translation after speaking in poke-speak, or I wouldn't have understood. >"Good idea Vulpix" Brock grabbed all of their pokeballs and >release them DIO: That just sounds wrong. I'm sorry, but it does. >"Come on out guys" Brock said throwing each one > >"Pika?" (Huh?) Pikachu asked walking in the living room PAIGE: Sorry I'm late. Meowth and I had a little too much to drink last night, and now I've got a hangover. >"Pikachu, do you know where Ash and Misty went?" > >"Pika chu, Pi?" (Nope I don't. Why?) > >"There not here, I mean they been gone, about 10 hours ago! TREY: Ten hours! Put out the Search and Rescue team! DIO: Like no one has ever left for ten hours? PAIGE: Umm, isn't 10 hours from 5:45 AM just 3:45 PM? LEILE: I think Brock is overreacting a bit here. >Since this morning!" > >"Pika chu chu pi, pikachu!" (Maybe they went shopping, or went >to the movies!) TREY: Leave it to Pikachu to be the voice of reason. PAIGE: Of course, due to previous events, we know that Brock is actually correct in this... DIO: So? >"Maybe...(Looks out the window) But I feel like something happen >to them" LEILE: I mean, I read the previous chapter. >****************************************************** > >"In the shower you go" Jessie said pushing Misty in the shower ALL: Ack! PAIGE: Just launch us headfirst into that one, why don't you? DIO: Actually, I'm not going to complain. LEILE: You realize that Misty is underage, right? DIO: Pfft, Ash said he was 17. And he's got to be about the same age as Misty, and that's only one year younger than me. >And taking off her clothes with a knife DIO: Jessie doesn't waste any time, does she? >(A/N: No this is not a NC- 17... PAIGE: But it sure should be an R. >Sorry, but I just want this to be without sex and all the >stuff, LEILE: Thank goodness for small miracles. >besides Misty can't take her shirt off with handcuffs. If so, >YOU E-mail me and tell me how! I'd like to know!) TREY: Well, the thought occurs that a scene describing her getting stripped is really not necessary. >"Jessie, Now how's the twerp boy gonna take a shower?" ALL: Noooo! Don't do it! >"Well...um...what do you mean?" Jessie asked TREY: We're going to cut his clothes off with a knife and throw him in. Don't you know how these things work? >"Well, the waters gonna get cold by the time he goes in" > >"Why would you care?" PAIGE: He shouldn't be uncomfortable, that's all I'm saying. >"HELLO! MEN HATE COLD WATER! If you know what I mean" > >"IT SHRINKS?" Jessie and Misty asked in shock DIO: It shrinks! LEILE: Great, a 'Seinfeld' line thrown in. What's next, a cameo by the Soup Nazi? PAIGE: That was one heck of a guess by the girls. >"Um..." Both boys said > >In the back round Misty was giggling from this also well as >Jessie PAIGE: Yeah, reeeeeeealll great time to be giggling, Misty. TREY: Well, she's just been stripped against her will in front of three people, two of whom are her kidnappers, she's handcuffed and she's getting in the shower. What's not to giggle about? >"WELL?" James asked holding down Ash so he may not run away. DIO: With that view of Misty? Of course he isn't going to run away. >"Ok, I'll take off her handcuffs, and you take off his, then >throw him in the shower with her. Then we locked the bathroom >door. After they are done I'll opened it and give them their >clothes!" LEILE: That's a horrible plan! I'm going to be sick. I'll be back in a few minutes. DIO: She just can't stomach this. PAIGE: Can't blame her. >"That'll work!" James said. TREY: He agrees mostly because he's a simpleton. >James and Jessie left with both teens nude. DIO: What? James and Jessie were nude too? PAIGE: That's just great. Now I'm imagining all four of them naked. ALL: Ewwww... LEILE: I did not need to hear that! >Of coarse Ash was very cold. He was shaking, he couldn't cover >himself up to keep his whole body warm, He was mostly covering >his lower area. PAIGE: Hah, as if there's anything there worth covering. TREY: That was just mean. >"Ash, are you gonna come in, it's warm in here." Misty said >feeling bad for the poor cold Ash. DIO: And now for the scene every fic should have: the male and female naked shower scene! PAIGE: Yeah, every fic should have it... >"Oook M-Misty" Ash climbed in the shower with Misty > >(A/N: yet again this is not an NC-17) TREY: You know, you keep saying it, but you keep coming very close. >"Feeling better?" Misty asked Ash. > >"Yeah" Ash said, noticing that Misty is wet and naked. DIO: What, for the first time? He must have the observational skills of a gnat. PAIGE: And Misty noticed that suddenly Ash had a bit more lower area to cover... TREY: Mental image not welcome! >As Misty looked closely at Ash's area then she saw he was >blushing hot red. She also started to blush. Quickly Ash turned >away. DIO: Stare at my rear for a while, why don't you? >"Hey Ash, I know this is not the best time to ask this but, Why >were you looking at my body?" TREY: What else am I going to look at? It's not like this shower is filled with pieces of art I can admire. PAIGE: Hormones. Blame hormones. >"Um...Well, I...don't know!" Ash responded blushing. DIO: I mean, you're ugly and yet I still can't look away! >"Oh" > >"Why, were...YOU looking at ME?" > >"Was not," Misty giggled > >"Was too!" TREY: They do this crap even while naked! PAIGE: They know no other way to live. >"No" > >"I saw you Misty" DIO: He saw ALL of Misty. >"Did no such thing" > >"You did" > >"In your dreams I did" TREY: Hey, you've been looking at my dreams again! Oh, um, err... >"If only they were real" PAIGE: But, alas, your breasts are fake. >"HUH??????" > >"Um...Nothing" > >After about 10 minutes they both got out and knocked on the >door. DIO: Excuse me, how about sending some more naked girls in here? >Jessie handed then towels and some old warn out clothes.. > >Ash and Misty quickly got dress. Knocked on the door again TREY: This room service thing is great! >"Great your done" Meowth said putting back on the handcuffs LEILE: Okay. I'm okay. Is it over? DIO: Looks like. LEILE: Good. DIO: You really need to learn to handle these things better. >Jessie and James were dressed differently. Jessie was wearing a >Dark Green turtleneck shirt. The shirt was showing Jessie >stomach a little bit. PAIGE: Jessie dresses cool to impress the guys. >And blue jeans, her hair were more normal, Her hair with down >and soft. TREY: She used fabric softener on her hair? >She had big earrings on, short black boots. > >James is wearing Black dress pants, with some leather shoes. > >And a black turtle neck with a silver chain. LEILE: When did James start dressing like a cat burgler? > > >"Wait until the boss looks at you!" Jessie said pushing them to >a stairway going up. DIO: I don't know, the way you and James dress so fashionably, he may not be able to take his eyes off you. PAIGE: He'll love you so much he'll be forced to say we can keep you as pets! >"What is your plan for us?" Ash asked boldly TREY: Yes, boldly demanding to know his kidnapper's plan. >"Our plain? Well, you'll have to wait and see" Jessie exclaim. LEILE: Oh, cool, a surprise! >"You" Jessie pointed to Misty. "Come with me" PAIGE: We're playing Twister. >Jessie brought Misty to the 5th floor; they walked to a room. >The number was 517; Jessie opened the door and got make up from >a bag that was on the bed. TREY: Hey, get the hell out of my make-up bag! >"Where are we?" Misty asked looking at the bag. > >"We are in a hotel, you two had to be in the basement. DIO: Ash's bad luck with hotel sleeping arrangements continues. >James and I couldn't put you two in our room without people >wondering why we have a bag of teens in there. PAIGE: Yes, someone may ask questions. LEILE: New, from Mattel, the Bag O' Teens! A fun new toy, from the makers of See 'N' Say! >I got the rooms and went into the basement open the door for >James and Meowth and throw you both on the floor. We saw a >pokemon cage down there and put you two in there" TREY: It was all so perfectly contrived. >"Ok, thanks now I know you guys really care!" LEILE: See? I can be sarcastic. >Jessie just smiled and put on some make up of Misty. > >****************************************************** DIO: I think those are the stars Team Rocket wants to extend their reach to. >"Come on brat!" James said to Ash. > >Officer Jenny was walking by them. Before she got real close >James quickly whispered to Ash's ear. TREY: Stop it! Save the sweet nothings for private! LEILE: Any bets as to whether Officer Jenny will be as big a bonehead as Nurse Joy? DIO: I say yes. PAIGE: I say no. DIO: You're on. >"Look, if you dare say anything to Officer Jenny, I'll kill >misty, and I'm not joking about that, you little BRAT!" PAIGE: Wow, I think his designer dress pants are on too tight. LEILE: I don't remember James being big on murder. >"Hi Ash, where are you and your friends headed...Where's Brock >and Misty?" > >James Twisted Ash's arm. DIO: Wait...does Ash always hang out with Team Rocket? TREY: Hey, let me at least screw up once before you start twisting my arm! >"Um...Ssshe's with... her family...Brock is...Not coming..." > >"Why not?" > >"Cuz...He has to (Closing eyes tight from the pain) Watching >his brothers and sisters" PAIGE: His dad's been hitting the booze pretty good lately. LEILE: So Officer Jenny can't tell that James is hurting Ash? DIO: This is the kind of police work we pay taxes for. >"Oh, Well I have to go for a meeting. Bye Ash, hope you catch >more pokemon" With that she left TREY: ...for her meeting with 'Crappy Cops Anonymous'. DIO: Hah! I was right! PAIGE: She was even worse than Nurse Joy. Damn. >Then Ash left along with James still in back of him holding his >handcuffs. > >(A/N: Ash and Misty still have their handcuffs on, James was >covering Ash's hands this is why no one saw that Ash had >handcuffs! LEILE: Did James also cover up his face, hiding the grimaces of pain? >Sorry, I had to explain that, some people must not have got >that one part! When I reread this I also didn't understood that >part myself) PAIGE: So instead of making it more clear in the story... >James took Ash to the room but the thing was James enter the >other side of the room and then pushed Ash in the bathroom. LEILE: Not another naked shower scene... TREY: And this time it's just James and Ash... DIO: Yuck. >James made Ash put on some clothes he had got from the laundry >room in the basement. PAIGE: You can never dress as well as me! You get other people's soiled garments! LEILE: Are you sure I have to wear this bra? >"Here put this on" As Ash grabbed the clothes James left the >bathroom and give Jessie the clothes he grabbed for Misty to >wear. > >When Ash comes out of the bathroom he walked to the kitchen. TREY: Well, as long as I'm being kidnapped I might as well grab a snack. >James saw him walking to the kitchen and decided to feed him >since he didn't want the boy to die from hunger DIO: What a sweet abductor he is. >"You hungry. Twerp?" James asked in joking tone LEILE: You're not really a twerp. I don't want to damage your fragile self-esteem. >"Kinda" Ash answered > >"There's some sandwiches there and I think we have a bag of >chips and pop in there too!" PAIGE: Please, victim, help yourself to our food. TREY: Oh, and Jessie's going to put out a plate of fruits and vegetables later! >"Thanks" > >James was a little shock that Ash said 'thanks' but he just >smiled and walked always. TREY: Doesn't the idiot remember how I threatened to kill him and his friend a few minutes ago? LEILE: Yeah, does James have mood swings or what? PAIGE: This is your chance, Ash, run! Run away! TREY: Nah, he won't run. He's too dumb for that. >"I'm almost done with her, the boss well be so pleased to see >them!" Jessie stated. PAIGE: And I stand by my statement of fact. > >***************************************************** > >"Ash you look so sexy! To bad you're not my age!" Jessie said >drooling about the hot sexy new Ash. LEILE: Still, that won't stop me from admiring your sexy illegal body! >Ash was wearing a navy blue jean jacket with the Fubu symbol > >With a white T- shirt under it. With dark navy blue fubu pants >that are really baggie! With a black leather belt, with >timberland boots > >Two silver chains; one has a cross with a blue ruby in the >middle. DIO: They're trying to dress him like Emenim. TREY: "Ash is my Baby", sponsored in part by Fubu and Timberland. >The other is plain. PAIGE: And it sucks. > > > DIO: Umm, hello? Fanfic? LEILE: Come here, don't be shy! > >James kind of got jealous in all this and simply said "But he's >NOT!" PAIGE: Not what? Sexy? Her age? >"True!" Jessie agreed > >"How old are you anyways?" Ash asked LEILE: You look old, like at least twenty-five! >"NONE OF YOUR BUSNESS! You never ask a lady that!" Jessie said >trying to hide the question. TREY: Try shoving it under the rug. >"Ok, Jessie but I really..." Misty paused at looked at Ash and >James > >Ash and James just stared at her. She was so beautiful. DIO: Hey, I know you fed me and everything, but she's mine, understand? >Misty was wearing some white V-neck shirt with medium length >sleeves. In the middle of the shirt there is the word "Angel" >Also wearing some dark navy blue bottom jeans. With the word >Angel on her left side of her pants. A leather black belt with >the word "Angel" The shoes she was wearing are baby blue >timberlands. PAIGE: Hey, we're wearing the same brand-name shoe! LEILE: Wow! TREY: There's a theme there, but it's just so hard to find... >"OK! Enough staring we have to head off to the head quarters!" > >Meowth said pushing James and Ash away. DIO: Commander's going over the evacuation operation. >************************************************** > >"Pigey did you find them?" Brock asked with concern in his >tone. > >"Pigey" (Nope) TREY: Useless bird! I will punish you for this! DIO: I did find a couple of clues, though, if you want... TREY: No! Leave me now, unworthy beast! >"I'm gonna call the police, maybe they will find them." PAIGE: Especially if crack investigator Jenny is on the case. >Brock headed for the phone and dialed the number. LEILE: Um, nine, err, one, umm, shoot, what's the last one? >Officer Jenny picked up. > >"Hello, Police department, how may I help you?" DIO: You can start by getting me a different officer. >"Yes, My name is Brock, My friend went somewhere today and I >can't seem to find them. Ash is about 6ft6, blackish brown hair >and brown eyes. PAIGE: Six feet six inches? Boy, with that Fubu stuff on, it may be hard to tell the difference between Ash and Kobe Bryant. LEILE: Well, Ash IS Japanese... PAIGE: Oh, well, sure, there's THAT. >He wears a red baseball cap all the time. Misty is about 5ft 6, >she has red hair and greenish blue eyes." TREY: You can use her to make any color in the spectrum! >"Wait? You mean you are looking for Ash Ketchem?" PAIGE: No, I'm looking for the rock band Ash. >"YES!" Brock said desperately > >"I saw him today, he was with this one guy with blue hair. LEILE: Obviously a dye job, but that's another story. DIO: Out with it! >I said Hi to him and asked him where he headed to...Then I >asked him where was Misty and you. PAIGE: That flowed well. >He said that she was home with her sisters and that you were >taking care of your brothers and sisters!" TREY: The lying scumbag! Thinking he could fool me...oh, wait... >"He said WHAT? Officer Jenny, do you know where you saw him?" LEILE: No, I'm an idiot. >"At the hotel near by Cerulean City" > >"Some thing is definitely wrong, Ash wouldn't say that >unless..." DIO: Ash would never say I was taking care of my siblings! It's too ludicrous! >"Ok Brock I'll send out a report, and send some people..." TREY: No! I'm in a bad mood because of this Pidgey, and I don't want any stupid police involved! >"No, I'll be over there at the hotel" > >"But Brock..." PAIGE: I still love you! Don't hang up on me! Don't hang- >Phone hangs up quickly. PAIGE: Oh, Brock! Why? TREY: In the world of Pokemon, even phones are sentient beings. >Jenny also hangs up and types up a report of two missing >teenagers. On the report it reads; > >Place: the Cerulean City hotel DIO: Ah, so it was Colonel Mustard, in the hotel, with the candlestick! Of course! >1 Date: Jun 27, 2010 > >1.1 Time seen: 3:00 PM LEILE: What, exactly three PM? >The two missing; > >Sex: One Male and One female DIO: That's the normal way to do it, anyway. >Names: Ash S Ketchem and Misty K Waterflower > >Ages: Ash is 17 and Misty is 18 TREY: Hey, Misty was legal the whole time! DIO: I should have been enjoying the shower scene more! >Lives: In vermilion City > >Clothes they usually wear: Ash wears a red baseball cap > >With the letter 'L' and Misty wears short jeans and a yellow >tank top! PAIGE: Ash does not, however, normally wear anything besides the hat. DIO: Are exclamation points common in police reports? TREY: I guess if you want a little flair... >****************************************************** > >"Hurry up" Jessie yelled at the two teenagers! LEILE: You're going to be late for your vet appointment! >"Where we going?" Ash asked staring a little bit at Misty's >hide. TREY: Her what? DIO: He knows the French traders will buy virtually any animal's hide. PAIGE: I bet I could make this into a really nice line of purses. >"Get in the car, NOW!" Jessie pushed Misty in the car. > >"How did you get this car?" Misty asked LEILE: We stole it! Now, hurry up, get in the car! >No answer PAIGE: Line's busy. >A man was running to the car they were in. > >"HEY YOU PUNKS! THAT'S MY CAR." TREY: I was looking forward to the return of Mr. Johnson. PAIGE: He was so angry over his car being stolen that he forgot to add in 'asses' after punk. >"YOU STOLE HIS CAR" DIO: How observant. LEILE: Well, that instantly qualified Misty as a better investigator than Jenny. >"Meowth Hot wired away! HAHA!" Meowth said as the car started >to run. PAIGE: This is why we need to keep tabs on the feline population by spaying or neutering them. >"Good job Meowth" James said with a smile. > >"Does any one know a pokemon that can hot wire a car...I >thought not!" TREY: He should try thinking some. May turn out for the best. >"WE'RE OFF!" Jessie said hitting the brakes. DIO: Uh, Jessie, uh, not to embarrass you or anything, but the brakes really don't make the car move- LEILE: Quiet! I know what I'm doing! >"YOU DUMB KIDS!" the old man said waving his cane. PAIGE: You're supposed to hit the accelerator to make the car go! TREY: What's with the elderly in this fic? They're just there to yell at and insult kids. DIO: The AARP will not be endorsing this fic. >A police car was near by. Saw them speeding and decided to stop >these law breakers. TREY: The car did? This must be what happens when Herbie the Love Bug is sworn into the force. PAIGE: This officer sounds like he'd be more at home as sheriff of a Wild West town. >As the police man put on his _________ DIO: Hey, it's a MadLib! >He quickly talked in the walking talkie. PAIGE: I have to talk fast because this thing keeps walking away from me...hey, come back here! >"This is officer Kenny, I have a high speeding car, LEILE: Well, geez, is this really the time to be bragging? DIO: It has lots of horsepower to impress the ladies. TREY: Hey, it's the guy who stole Ash's girlfriend Gina from the beginning of the fic! PAIGE: Guess his Pokemon training didn't go so well. >and it seems to be five people in the automobile. I >think...Um...two teens and two adults and a pokemon...A Meowth, >I'm going after them, over" PAIGE: So, four people and a Pokemon, right? DIO: I will take no prisoners, over. >****************************************************** > >Flames? Comments? It this good? Bad? Insults? You hate me? > >Love me? WHAZ UP PEOPLE? Am I good? Do I stink? Shall I shut >up? Yes? No? Lol j/k Ok! E-mail me. PIKABLU! BTW...am I getting >fatter? ( O ^ _ ~ O ) <~~~~ ? TREY: I think I have a headache. >This is for, my best friend Legacy...he's my b/f, he help me >start my writing again and told me that I should stop listening >to all the put downs people gives me! LUV YA! > >And to this other author Misti wildflower who checked my >grammar and all that junk (I hate to do it hehehe, so I'll >just hire her ^_~) besides you should check out both of their >fan fictions! PAIGE: Someone checked the...no, no, I'll stop. LEILE: Whew, it's over. Guess the author didn't want to continue. TREY: Man, that means we don't get to see what the boss thought of their department store outfits. LEILE: Tragically, really, that's true. So, what'd we think? DIO: Well, there were frequent grammar mistakes and incorrect parts of speech all over. TREY: The shower scene was gratuitous, and didn't make much sense. Why did Team Rocket want them to bathe together? And sometimes the kidnappers and kidnappees didn't keep their roles very well. PAIGE: And is it just me, or has a character ever gotten more face time in a fanfic without doing anything more useful than cooking dinner than Brock? LEILE: Actually, I think so. I just wish the women of the social services, Joy and Jenny, were a little bit more intelligent. PAIGE: Not to mention that game of Truth. ALL: Ugh... TREY: On the plus side, there was a plot. Sort of. DIO: Also on the plus side, it has a gratuitous shower scene featuring a very-much-so legal Misty. LEILE: You get to take a cold shower, I think. BASEMENT OF CAPTIVITY "Touchdown!" said Dio, basking in the glory of finally getting a chance to cream Trey at 'Madden 2003'. "Yeah, yeah," said Trey. "I'm still in it." "You're down 52-0 and it's halftime," Dio remarked. "It ain't over 'till it's over," Trey quoted. "Whatever you say, Yogi." Dio rolled his eyes. "Well, you have to admit, you have to like his optimism," said Paige, who like Leile was watching them play in the living room television, even though neither really liked football. The image of Dr. Kivlington appeared on the viewscreen. "Given up on fixing your computer, then?" he said. He liked to just pop in on his test subjects from time to time. "Far from it," said Trey. "My homemade anti-viral program is running as we speak." "Well, don't expect to find the same firewall in place next time. I had to punish Gregory for making the first firewall so easy to get around, and now he's working on a new one." Gregory appeared on the viewscreen, looking haggard. "Please don't find a way around this one," he begged. "I don't think I can stand creating another firewall under these conditions." "Is Dr. K torturing you or something?" Paige asked. "No, but I have to do it on his 256mHz computer," Dr. K's assistant said, shuddering. "Wow, that really sucks," emphathized Trey. "Computer nerds," Dio muttered. "Also," said Dr. Kivlington, "I might just turn down the oxygen in there if you break through again." "That's a bit cruel," said Leile. "I believe that's the point," Dr. K said. "Oh, well, then, it's brilliant." "He's not bluffing," said Gregory, seriously. "Well, actually I am," admitted Dr. Kivlington. "I can't control the oxygen in there. That's a basement, not a satellite!" "I'll break through the firewall just for you, Gregory," said Trey. "Wonderful," said Gregory. THE END Credits roll... >Dark clouds appear and all the two trainers remember was a >dark. MYSTERY SUBURBAN THEATER 3000 http://suburbanmark.tripod.com/ mst_mark@yahoo.com Season the First --------- 101 - "Is this true?" Pt. 1 (Cardcaptors) 102 - "Is this true?" Pt. 2 (Cardcaptors) 103 - "The Gundam Wing Story" / "Dear Nintendo" (Gundam Wing / Pokemon) 104 - "Cheerleading Competition" Pt. 1 (Card Captor Sakura) 105 - "Cheerleading Competition" Pt. 2 (Card Captor Sakura) 106 - "Ash Is My Baby" (Pokemon)