Cast of Characters

Meet the crew of the suburban household

The Captives
They are stuck in the aptly named Basement of Captivity, which is spacious enough to have two bedrooms and a living room. Kidnapped because they once threw eggs at Dr. Kivlington one Halloween night, they came to the house expecting to find a wild teen party. Instead they found a creepy old man who trapped them to force them to view fanfiction.

Dio Marion - He's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but you could argue that none of the captives are, if they allowed themselves to be kidnapped by someone like Dr. Kivlington. He's the most willing to come up with the raunchy, perverted jokes.

Trey Junon - He must be frustrating to be around. While it's plain to see he is intelligent, he's been around Dio too long and thus will sometimes act like him. He was very disappointed to find the 'party' had no hot tub. He'll go anywhere with a joke, although perhaps not quite as low as Dio.

Leile Turini - The most easily offended, she finds Dio to be less than perfect company, and so will take the oppurtunity to once in a while embarrass him. In the theater, she acts as a foil to Dio, chastising him (or Trey) as neccessary.

Paige Lormin - Attitude-wise, she wants to be a tomboy, but her actions contradict that desire. She is concerned about her appearance, even while trapped in a basement where almost no one will see her. Much like Trey, Paige'll do a variety of jokes, but she'll join Leile if even she thinks Dio went too far.

The Mads
Their base is the Suburban House of Evil, so-named by Dr. Kivlington. The evil doctor has set-up his base of evil operations in the middle of an exclusive suburban neighborhood, and this makes his assistant nervous. They also have a robot of Dr. Kivlington's creation (because it just doesn't seem right without a robot).

Dr. Kivlington - He wants to find fanfiction that will render teenagers stupid and thus leave them unable to commit minor acts of vandalism. Or, that's what he says. He could also be a bored old man with nothing better to do. Still not completely convinced kidnapping for experimental purposes is against the law in the United States, he locks up his captives in the basement, hoping to find the one that works the way he wants it to. He doesn't like the fact that they've taken to riffing what he shows them, but he maintains that he will beat them. Very eccentric, its best for everyone if he doesn't leave the house and interact with other people.

Gregory - The assistant to Dr. K, Gregory is not his real name. It's just the name Dr. K gave to the twenty-something because he liked the name Gregory. A recent college grad with a degree in Icelandic History, he works for Dr. K because the pay is good, although no one knows where he gets the money. Gregory is responsible for finding the fanfiction and presenting it to the captives. He also attempts, mostly unsuccessfully, to be a voice of reason for Dr. K.

EstelleBot - First appearing in Episode 103, earning the title 'First Character to Join After the Pilot', EstelleBot is a cleaning robot that Dr. K tinkered with. Instead of cleaning protocols, Dr. K inserted a new personality based on his favorite TV actress of all time: Estelle Getty, best known (in Dr. K's mind, ONLY known) for her role as Sophia on "Golden Girls". However, Dr. K didn't get it quite right, and EstelleBot makes random one-liners which may or may not have fit with the Sophia character. Her presence annoys Gregory greatly.